Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The
1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you
first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
The
2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with
your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The
3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The
4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say "screw you".
The
5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex.
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.
And finally the 7th kid of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
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