Saturday, October 30, 2021

Southern Fried Nostalgia & Fandom: Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985) Review


Having been born in the late 1970s and growing up as a child in the 1980s, I've always been a huge fan of the popular American comic strips Peanuts and Garfield and their various television and holiday specials for as long as I can remember.

As a now 40-something pseudo-adult and a huge 80s nostalgia nerd, your favorite blogger has quite a physical media collection of many of these classics, some of which I watch as an annual tradition around the holidays -- including the subject of this article.

The 1985 holiday special Garfield's Halloween Adventure
directed by Phil Roman and written by Garfield creator Jim Davis, is the fourth of twelve Garfield television specials created between 1982 and 1991.

The special would go on to win the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program in 1986, along with another outstanding Garfield special, Garfield In Paradise (1986). It was also adapted as a 64-page illustrated children's book
in 1985 by Random House Publishing Group, originally under the title Garfield in Disguise, but later re-titled Garfield's Halloween Adventure.

The special premiered on
CBS television on Wednesday, October 30, 1985 at 8:30 PM EST following the annual showing of It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966). This blogger was nine-years-old at the time.

The holiday special was then, and still remains to this day, one of my favorites to watch around my favorite holiday of the year. Garfield's Halloween Adventure is an interesting combination of humor and horror.

Sadly, unlike the ever-popular Peanuts specials shown on holidays, Garfield's specials are not shown on network television as much these days. However, you can find them on some streaming services and sites like YouTube.

Thankfully, I have a personal copy of Garfield's three holiday specials for Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas on DVD in my home media collection to rewatch every year or two out of tradition and nostalgia.



The story beings with our favorite
lazy, lasagna-scarfing animated feline, Garfield, asleep under his blue blanket in his cat bed when the television station morning broadcast starts the early morning off with the Binky The Clown Show. The ever-annoying Binky (voiced by actor Thomas Huge) wakes Garfield unceremoniously with his loud catchphrase: "HEEEEY KIDS!"

Fun fact: this is the first introduction to the character Binky The Clown in the Garfield universe. Binky's first comic appearances were on Monday, September 15, 1986 (shown in an ad) and Wednesday, September 17, 1986 (in person).
The character would go on to play a prominent recurring role on television in the CBS Saturday morning cartoon series Garfield And Friends (1988 - 1994).

We all float down here, Garfield; and you will too!

Garfield (voiced brilliantly by the late Mr. Lorenzo Music, who portrayed the beloved character in animation from 1982 - 2001) is easily annoyed by Binky, who starts out making our favorite lazy fat cat do jumping jacks in his abrupt early morning haze. This annoyance is short-lived when Binky informs his audience that its now Halloween and tonight was the opportunity to get large sums of candy.

This leads into the first of four short lyrical songs in the holiday special, 
"This is the Night" performed beautifully by the late composer Louis Rawls as the intro to the holiday special plays.

All the music and lyrics to the short songs in the special were
written by composers Desiree J. Goyette and Edgar "Ed" Bogas.

Desiree Goyette sang and composed songs for every Garfield television special between 1982-1989. Also serving as a voice actress, Miss Goyette provided the voice for several characters throughout the specials and the Garfield and Friends television series where she voiced Nermal the kitten. In 1993 she married fellow composer, Edgar Bogas.

Edgar N. "Ed" Bogas served as musical composer for both Garfield and Peanuts television specials from 1977 to 1989. He was also the composer for the Ralph Bakshi films Fritz the Cat (1972) and Heavy Traffic (1973), as well as several video games. He is perhaps best known for composing the popular music for Pinball Number Count (or Pinball Countdown) on the American educational children's television series Sesame Street, which was sung by The Pointer Sisters.

Following the opening song, Garfield muses about how simple Halloween is compared to other holidays....which this blogger happens to agree with him on.

The first act begins the next morning with our favorite orange tabby becoming very excited about trick-or-treating that day. So excited that he breaks out into random chants of "Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!" and has to constantly steady himself. He encounters his owner, Jon, (also voiced by Thomas Huge) carving out a Jack-O-Lantern and practices scaring him, with easy success....then again Jon Arbuckle is not much of a baseline for masculine bravery.

Jon, you need to make it look more like this!

In his increasing greed for more candy -- which as we shall see grows throughout the whole first two acts of the special -- Garfield also tricks his fellow fur baby, Odie, into thinking dogs are required to help other cats trick-or-treat and give almost all of their candy to them, save one piece of candy for the dog. Odie being....well, Odie, is excited at the idea of the meager reward for essentially being an extra body.

Garfield and Odie then head up to the attic to find costumes in an old trunk. After considering a number of options with another awesome short song "What Shall I Be?" sung by Lorenzo Music along with a montage of various Halloween costumes, Garfield decides he and Odie will become pirates -- a role that Garfield more than gets into.

The first act ends with Jon making observation that the two of them look ridiculous, but then happily provides them with a pair of sacks for trick-or-treating. This ends with Garfield plundering the remains of Jon's lasagna before walking off scene.

Your lasagna, or your life, Arrrrgh!

The second act begins as Orangbeard The Pirate and his first mate, Odie The Stupid (aka Garfield and Odie) heading out that evening with their pair of sacks to pillage the village (aka trick-or-treating). This scene leads into the brief pirate-themed short song, "Over The Raging Sea We Go" again sung by Lorenzo Music.

When passing several costumed kids Odie expresses fear, but Garfield assures him the scary characters they see are only children in costumes. This starts the final short song of the special called "Scaredy Cat" performed beautifully by Lou Rawls and Desiree Goyette.

This scene also begins to take us into the more supernatural realm of the story.



When the song begins, Garfield and Odie encounter other costumed people, only to realize through unmasking them they are not what they appear to be: a ghost's white sheet with giant monster feet beneath; a goblin mask with a real goblin underneath; and finally  another white ghost sheet with nothing underneath. These scenes -- as well as Garfield and Odie's hilariously comical reactions to them -- serve to set up the real supernatural main even that takes place in the third act.

In spite of those brief run-ins, Garfield and Odie are now well into trick-or-treating, with a short but awesome montage showing their bags getting heavier and heavier with their cavity-inducing "booty" as they cover
every house in the neighborhood



The pair soon arrive at the docks where Garfield notices more houses across the river. After an all-too-brief moment of self-reflection where he questions that he's probably being too greedy -- then dismisses this suggestion -- Garfield decides that him and Odie are going to cross the river on a commandeered row boat to visit more houses for even more candy.

Once on the water, they get caught up in the current. When Garfield tells him to put out the oars, Odie misinterprets the command and literally throws the oars overboard, leaving their pirated boat adrift as the current takes Garfield and Odie downriver into the foggy night.

Garfield contemplating the meaning of his life.

The third act of the holiday special has Garfield and Odie adrift on the river. Garfield is wallowing in self-pity as he vows to never pretend to be something that he isn't....that is until Odie spots a small island ahead and Garfield instantly reverts to his pirate captain persona.

Their boat arrives at an abandoned dock near a run-down mansion that sits in the middle of the small island. They venture inside the home thinking it's deserted (this despite the fact the fireplace has an active fire), but are suddenly startled to find a creepy-looking old man sitting in an armchair.

To be fair guys, this dude would have scared me too.


The old man tells them that they picked a poor night to pay a visit, then relates a very creepy story to them.

According to the old man, exactly one hundred years ago that very night, a group of pirates pursued by government troops, landed on the island and buried their treasure beneath the floor of the mansion. But before leaving, they signed an oath written in blood to return for the treasure at midnight a hundred years later, even if it meant rising from the grave -- which, understandably would had to have been the case anyhow.

The old man finishes by explaining that the pirates had a ten-year-old cabin boy and that he was that boy (which would make him 110 years old by the way); also that he never took the treasure because they would have found him.


This is more than enough for Garfield and Odie who start to leave. Garfield asks the man if he wants to come too, but he has suddenly disappeared -- stealing their boat (and worse yet, their candy! GASP!) leaving Garfield and Odie behind to their fates.

A minute later, the grandfather clock chimes midnight, and Garfield and Odie watch as a ghostly ship materializes on the river and pirate ghosts emerge from the water. Garfield and Odie hide in an empty cupboard as the ghosts reclaim their buried treasure from the floorboards of the house. As he and Garfield quietly hide, Odie lets out a big sneeze alerting the ghosts to their whereabouts.

Now, I have to tell you, as a nine-year-old kid, this nightmare-causing scene creeped me the hell out!


Yeah this scene caused 9 year old me a couple of nightmares.


The duo, having been discovered, make a mad run for it, out of the house and onto the wooden pier; the ghost pirates in hot pursuit. Garfield and Odie jump into the river to escape, where Odie has to rescue Garfield (who loses his pirate captain hat in the current) as he cannot swim. The managed to drag each other ashore far from the island and the pirate ghosts -- who give up the chase for whatever reason.

Garfield and Odie are then delighted to find their boat with the candy still inside nearby, so all's well that ends well. Our two furry protagonists get their sugary booty and go home happily, and the pirate ghosts got their treasure -- although what use a bunch of treasure would be to ghosts is not certain. Oh well, it was still a cool little diversion into the supernatural for the story.

In the epilogue, Garfield repays Odie's for saving his life by reluctantly -- as a great personal sacrifice of his part -- giving him his rightful half of the candy.

"Good evening, my friends..."

Afterwards, Garfield turns on the television and sees the old man from before, now wearing his lost pirate hat, and hosting an all-night pirate movie festival. Instead, Garfield turns off the television and decides instead to goes to bed for the rest of the night with his sack full of candy.

Overall, this holiday special is a real trick-or-treat for the whole family and still holds up really well today. I highly recommend it, though small children should be prepared for the scary pirate ghosts.



Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Why The Throne Room Finale In Star Wars Makes Absolutely No Sense

Chewbacca growls out, "Hey, why didn't I get a medal too?!"

Why The Throne Room Finale In Star Wars: A New Hope Makes Absolutely No Sense

By C.W. Roden
 

If there's anyone on this planet that hasn't watched the original 1977 Star Wars film, officially titled: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, then I suggest that you crawl out from under that rock you've been living under, find a copy, and watch it through to the end in order to get the context of the issue I'm about to discuss.

For the rest of you Star Wars and sci-fi/fantasy/adventure fans who live and breathe fandom and geek culture stuff, this one's for y'all.

Following the destruction of the first Death Star by Luke Skywalker (with assistance from Han Solo and his Wookie copilot, Chewbacca) the remaining Rebel Alliance pilots of Red and Gold Squadrons (all three of them!) return to the now-not-so-secret Rebel Alliance base on the moon orbiting the planet Yavin IV. There they are greeted by the jubilant Alliance leaders, the landing bay crews, Rebel officers, and Princess Leia Organa.

It was a hard-fought and costly victory that pretty much wiped out all but a few of the Alliance's best star pilots and wounded the droid R2-D2 who would need major repairs. None-the-less, they overcame what some considered the ultimate destructive superweapon in the galaxy, and wiped out a good number of high ranking Imperial officers -- including the dreaded Imperial Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin.

The destruction of the first Death Star was, for all intents and purposes, the turning point of the Galactic Civil War. This of course leads up to probably the most memorable final scene of the film: the Royal Award Ceremony Scene.

The first time any of us Gen-X kids who grew up in the late 70s and early 80s saw this scene, it was truly a moment to behold as far as happy endings go. Luke, Han, and Chewie walking down a long throne room with rows of neatly-dressed Rebel Alliance soldiers and pilots (yeah where the hell were they when the Death Star showed up!) to the outstanding Throne Room & Finale soundtrack score by the legendary composer John Williams. There our conquering heroes meet Princess Leia and the two shinny droids C-3PO and R2-D2, now fully repaired. Leia puts two large, Olympic-sized gold medals around Luke and Han necks -- seemingly forgetting that Chewie was also there for reasons that still baffled us Gen-Xers -- and after applause (and a growl from Chewie), the movie goes to its closing credits and classic Star Wars ending theme plays.

The end....well at least until Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back in 1980. The evil Galactic Empire is defeated, a million Imperial officers and soldiers dead, the Rebel Alliance score a major victory and avenge the destruction of Princess Leia's home planet of Alderran. Happy and satisfying ending for all those watching, right?

At least it was in the context of watching just the first film in what would become over the course of now 45 years possibly the largest sci-fi/fantasy franchise in history. A franchise which would expand into ten major blockbuster films (and Solo: A Star Wars Story) several animated series, Disney+ originals, an expanded (Legends) universe that spans more than a thousands books and novels of all types.

The whole time Han was thinking: I hope that Jabba doesn't mind waiting for his money.


As someone who is a life-long major fan of this expanded universe and who'd spent far more time that I care to admit reading and consuming all things Star Wars and thinking about the events that took place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away; looking back now at the finale of Star Wars A New Hope and that throne room finale scene I have to point out that the entire scene, if applied to a real-life situation, would make absolutely no sense at all.

The planet-killing Death Star might have been the "ultimate power in the universe" next to the power of The Force, but it was far from being the only major weapon in the Galactic Empire's arsenal. Sure a great deal of time and effort was made into creating it to secure the absolute control of the Emperor and his minions over the galaxy, but it didn't represent all of the Empire's strength.

The Empire had a massive space navy made up of over thousands of massive Imperial Star Destroyers, several Super Star Destroyers, and even more smaller capital ships of various classes that were capable of imposing the will of the Emperor on most of the galaxy's thousands of inhabited star systems. Even with the Death Star gone, that powerful space force was still out there and on high alert.

Now lets assume for the moment that, once he tracked the Millennium Falcon to Yavin IV, the commander of the Death Star, Grand Moff Tarkin, was so caught up on the idea of destroying the rebellion with one smooth stroke that he failed to contract Imperial command on Coruscant of the location of the Rebel's hidden fortress  -- highly unlikely given the man's almost slavish adherence to proper protocol. Let's also assume that Darth Vader himself didn't immediately contact his Sith master, Darth Sidious (aka Emperor Sheev Palpatine) to also inform him of the situation -- again not very likely.

Even assuming that both Imperials believed they had on hand a force strong enough to finish off the Rebel Alliance (despite knowing that the rebels had obtained technical plans on the massive superweapon complete with a possible means of damaging, or destroying it) the odds would have been good that Tarkin and Vader would have both appraised the rest of the Empire as to what was going on and where the hidden Rebel base was located.

Now then, lets assume for the sake of argument that neither Tarkin, nor Vader, informed the Empire of the eminent destruction of the Rebel Alliance. The Death Star is destroyed, but Darth Vader still gets away in his Advanced Tie-Fighter (which according to official schematics and canon lore, was equipped with hyperdrive technology) he goes to the nearest Imperial outpost and contacts the Imperial Navy.

Now, I will admit that the distances and time it takes for a ship in hyperspace to travel varies depending on several factors, including navigating around hazards like supernovas, or asteroid fields in space and other technical mumbo-jumbo that involves parsecs somehow. Either way it would only have taken Vader a couple of hours to reach some planet with an Imperial presence where he can get in touch with the fleet and have them make all possible speed to Yavin IV to get the Rebels while they are still high on their victory.

Perhaps it wouldn't have even taken that long.

Almost certainly the Emperor himself would have sensed the destruction of the Death Star and the massive shift in the Force itself right away as Obi-wan had when Alderran was destroyed. He might have suspected what happened and already alerted the Imperial fleet to be ready. Assuming he did not know the location of the Rebel base, he would certainly have known through the Force that his Sith apprentice was still alive and awaited him making contact with the Empire's armed forces standing by and battle ready.

Again we are only talking about a difference of a few hours at best. Hours that our Rebel friends do not have on their side -- never mind having time to buff up two droids (fully repairing one of them), put on fresh clothes and formal attire, and hold a major awards ceremony. I mean seriously, did Leia have those medals on standby just in case their little Hail Mary plan actually worked? Maybe that explains why there were only two and Chewie got shafted? Oh and never mind Wedge Antilles and that unnamed Y-Wing pilot who survived the slaughter of Red and Gold Squadrons, I mean they should have gotten something for keeping the Tie Fighters off our heroes backs, right?

No matter what, the Rebels had to hurry the hell up and evacuate the now no longer secret moon base before the Imperial Navy suddenly pops out of hyperspace and bombards the entire moon into space dust.

While I'm certain the Alliance had some sort of plan for a possible quick evacuation in case the Empire somehow found them, such an evacuation would have still taken a considerable amount of time to happen, especially moving much needed equipment and personnel to transports. Almost certainly several hours, if not an entire day, to move all the needed supplies to relocate to another base. And that's only if they'd started out the moment they greeted Luke and Han when they landed.

So, knowing all this, the Rebels that had been hiding from the full might of the Galactic Empire for over a decade at this point, actually paused to take the time to have an awards ceremony; knowing that at any given moment the sky overhead would be filled with Imperial Star Destroyers full of very pissed off space fascists ready to avenge the destruction of their new toy?

Sure Luke managed to single-handed launch two proton torpedoes down a two meter wide, Womprat-sized exhaust port with a defective reactor (courtesy of the late Galen Erso); but I doubt even Luke would have had the ability to fight off an entire Imperial fleet in Red Five and give the rest of the Alliance time to evacuate before half a dozen Star Destroyers turned that temple into a rock pile. Nor could he have fought the hundreds of Tie Fighters and Tie Interceptors that so many Star Destroyers could have undoubtedly launched and brought to bear on our favorite Tatooine farm boy.

Strong he is with the Force....but not that strong. Not yet anyhow. Even with Han supporting him and maybe Wedge and the Y-Wing pilot (both of whom had to have been wiped from their recent near-death experiences and had no Force abilities), four ships against several hundred Tie Fighters and maybe Star Destroyers are still long odds indeed.

As much as I hate to say it, this is where Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017) gets something right. (Pardon me while I have to go take a shower after having said that!) The movie picks up mere hours right at the end of Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), with the First Order fleet arriving as the last of the Resistance transports flee their own hidden base right as it is being wiped out from orbit. Even then the Resistance didn't really get away before being nearly wiped out in what is probably the slowest space chases in cinema history.

In the final analysis, the Rebel Alliance forces on Yavin IV simply didn't have the time to pause and give out awards, they had to get the hell out of there before the Empire showed up and made them all as dead as Alderran. Even then they faced some very daunting prospects in escaping, although fighting a rear-guard action to allow the transports to get away might be easier for Luke and the remaining pilots. I could still see the body count for the Rebels being quite high.

What do y'all think of my breakdown and analysis of the strategic situation of the Rebel Alliance following the epic Battle of Yavin? Please let me know in the comments section below. Thank you and May The Force Be With Y'all, Always!


A special thanks to the awesome folks at wookieepedia for helping out with the information with this article.

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Sons of Confederate Veterans Old Stone Cemetery Cleanup -- 10-23-2021


Volunteers from the 3rd Brigade of the SC Division Sons of Confederate Veterans (SC SCV)
at the site of Old Stone Cemetery near Landsford Canal State Park in Fort Lawn, SC.


On Saturday, October 23rd, about 20 volunteers from the 3rd Brigade of the South Carolina Division Sons of Confederate Veterans (SCSCV) came together to clean up Old Stone Cemetery near Landsford Canal State Park in Fort Lawn, South Carolina.

The 3rd Brigade volunteers included about 20 members of SCV camps from Chester, York, and Union Counties in upstate South Carolina who brought their own tools to clear out overgrown brush and a couple of fallen trees from the neglected cemetery, reclaiming it once again from the surrounding woods. They also made special efforts to locate and place U.S. and Confederate flags on the graves of American Veterans buried on the site -- one veteran in particular, the grave of a Revolutionary War colonel buried deep in the cemetery.

The following are photos I took of the cemetery cleanup.


The graves of American militia Colonel Robert Patton (1737-1807)
and his wife, Sarah (1744-1829) covered in weeds and brush.
Patton served under Patriot militia General Thomas "Gamecock"
Sumter as a partisan fighter during the Southern Campaign of the
American Revolutionary War in 1780-81.
Patton is the highest ranking American veteran buried in Old
Stone Cemetery.


Well folks, time to get to work!


"Come and get it!"
A nice warm hot dog and chili lunch is served.



Colonel Patton and his wife's graves before and after the cleanup.



A special thanks to those members of the 3rd Brigade, SC SCV camps who volunteered. These include: Walker-Gaston Camp #86 (Chester, SC); General States Rights Gist Camp #1451 (Union, SC); Private Thomas E. Caldwell Camp #31 (York, SC); Brigadier General Micah Jenkins Camp #1569 (Rock Hill, SC); and also thanks to Miss Michelle Jackson of Charlotte, NC also representing the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR) for helping with the cemetery cleanup.

Well done, y'all!