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Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Hooking Up With A Beautiful Stranger In A Kilt By Moon Princess Serenity -- Special Guest Blogger

Warning for readers and visitors to this site: Please be advised the following guest article contains some NSFW content including moderately sexually-descriptive content and some slightly censored course language. If you're not in the right headspace for such content, consider skipping this particular post. Continue at your own discretion.

An introduction from your favorite blogger.

Greetings and Salutations, Y'all!

A couple of months ago, I wrote a short follow up about one of the most viewed and favored articles I published here at South Fried Common Sense & Stuff where I told the surreal personal story of my first and only anime con hookup with a female cosplayer:
How I Got An Anime-Con Quickie (Or, How Kilts Can Apparently Be Chick Magnets) -- A Tale Of My Existence (03-10-2018).

Since it was published in March of 2018, less than two months after the actual encounter, the story has remained in the top ten most viewed posts on this site for one reason, or another.

I also mentioned how the young woman in the story reached out to me in comments after later finding the story and us becoming internet friends in the last few years.

Recently, my friend wanted to publish her own account of the events in the article, in order to give the perspective of her own feelings and emotions leading up to our personal encounter that day. I asked if my readers wanted to read her account and the responses have been unanimous in their answer.

So without further ado from me, allow me to introduce y'all to my favorite Sailor Moon Cosplayer friend: Moon Princess Serenity. Obviously not her real name, but I've been asked to keep her actual identity anonymous in favor of her screen name. The rest of the following article are her words. Please show her your love in the comments section following her account.



Hooking Up With A Beautiful Stranger In A Kilt

Written by Moon Princess Serenity
 

Hello everyone, just call me Moon Princess Serenity, or Serenity for short.


For some background info, both my online and cosplay personas are heavily inspired by the Japanese manga and anime teenage heroine series, Sailor Moon. I was just 10 years old and living with my parents in Eastern Tennessee when I first saw the first two season of the English dub of the anime on American television sometime in spring 1997 and instantly fell in love with the series.

Even though the newer dubs of the series are a bit more faithful and less "Americanized" with their Japanese names, and more respectful to other characters like Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune's actual relationship, I'll always hold a soft spot for the original DIC Entertainment dub and Usagi will always be Serena in my personal canon.

I would go on to watch the rest of the series in my teenage and college years. Later I became a professional cosplayer at age 22 and even won a few contests over the years portraying Sailor Moon in her various forms. Sailor Moon helped me come out of my shell as an awkward nerd and inspired confidence in me. I'm honored to continue portraying my favorite heroine, though these days I like portraying a more mature and older version of her.

You know I could go on-and-on-and-on about what Sailor Moon as a series means to me, and to millions across the world (especially for girls in the LGBTQ+ community) but I know that you didn't come here for a (currently) 35 year old anime cosplayer going on-and-on-and-on about a cartoon series.

About sometime late last year I had a conversation with Carl about the article he posted here on this blog five years ago. You people know the one I mean. The one about our one and only personal meeting at an anime con in North Carolina.

In the last couple years, Carl and I've grown to become internet friends since we both live so far apart. Its ironic that we've come to learn more about each other through conversations online in messenger chats than we did that one awesome afternoon in January 2018.

Because of that and how well his article telling his point of view did with this blog's readership; I asked him to let me tell all of you my side of that story. Not because I found anything he wrote to be untrue. Carl wrote what was in his heart about how the whole experience was from his perspective. I truly respect what he wrote and how he wrote it. Even now reading his article makes me smile, even though I'm now well spoken for.

Oh and, for the record, my current hubby does know and also read the original article. I don't keep secrets from him. Oh yeah, and he also owns a kilt too.  

I wanted to write about my side of that particular experience just to explain why I decided that day to take our favorite kilt-wearer up to my hotel room. Since Carl already knows my side, he said it would be okay for me to do so once he polled his readers to see if they wanted to hear it. If you're reading this now, that means you got your wish.

So, I guess I should begin my story with my breakup the month before the anime con with my then ex-boyfriend of four years, who I'll just call Cheating Shithead. I think the name says enough so I don't need to go into details there. The less said about Cheating Shithead, the better. 

I found out that CS cheated on me with a coworker of mine on Christmas Day 2017! Yeah, that was a real f*cked up holiday season for me. So going into 2018 my year wasn't starting out very well. A messy break-up. STD and HIV/AIDS testing which (Thank God!) didn't find anything. Lots of crying and then lots of anger.

I took one of my old college friends and fellow cosplayer (let's call her Kim) up on her offer to let me stay with her for a bit. She and another friend, Jess (also a pseudonym) were planning on attending a few local cons in the Carolinas that month, and asked if I would come along and join them.

I said hell yeah to the idea of a girl's trip and hanging out. I really needed the distraction and the adventure. Both of them were sympathetic to what I was going through. Both of my friends also had their share of bad relationships, though Jess is bisexual and had issues with both men and women screwing her over (literally and figuratively).

Kim whom I love to death, but will admit is a bit of a carousel rider, suggested that (and I quote): should find some d*ck at the next anime con. She told me plenty of stories about times she had hookups on the road. I joked with her at the time that maybe I would.

Okay, few things about my past when it comes to sex.

The first one night stand I did was at age 16 back in my junior year of high school. It was also when I lost my virginity. I never saw being a virgin as some holy thing I needed to cherish; and, to be honest, the person I lost it to was someone also 16 and a virgin at the time. He was a friend of a friend, and I don't think either of us actually came. 

In college, I had a couple of one-night-stands and casual hookups. Only two with boys and one with a lesbian classmate with a strap on (sorry if that's TMI for your audience, Carl, LOL!). The last one was experimentation and I let her know that up front. I learned two things from my bi-curious experience: that I'm totally straight, and (to quote Jennifer Tilly in the awesome movie "Bride of Chucky") plastic is a poor substitute for a nice hunk of wood.

After college my one-night-stand days I thought were pretty much over. I wanted something more stable. I was in one relationship for about a year, but it didn't work out because we were going in opposite directions in life. Then at 26 I met Cheating Shithead and moved in with him a year later. Big f***ing mistake on my part!

What I'm trying to say is that I don't have a high body count and I'm not some "con slut" or anything. In truth, I didn't go to Ichibancon that January with any specific plan to hookup with anyone, despite Kim's encouragement. I was 30 years old at the time and still pissed off with men (well, at least with one unfaithful asshole anyhow). All I wanted to do was cosplay as my favorite Sailor Scout and immerse myself in the role. Cosplaying is a great form of escapism. Its one of the best ways I know to forget my problems, at least for a short time.

Also another reason I didn't plan on looking for easy d*ck at a con was the age gap. A large majority of the people attending were young people in their teens and early 20s and I don't go for jailbait. The guys in attendance who were closer to my age, or older, were either all married, of just weird neckbeard types that seriously don't do anything for me.

The con was a good one, but there were some real creeps there. At least twice while I was there the three days of the convention, I was groped while moving in a crowd. Being a female cosplayer its one of those things you come to expect I hate to say. Luckily both times it was just my ass and not my boobs. I don't like being fondled without say so, but my ass isn't something I'm going to throw hands over. Now touch my breasts without my say so and I start punching! 

It was actually just after one of those groping experiences on the first day of the con that I saw our mutual blogger friend and his beautiful red and green kilt standing by some poster art and looking through the merchandise. My heart actually skipped a beat.

The first thing I noticed, other than the kilt, was that he wasn't too young. He was tall and big, but not fat exactly. I mean to say he wasn't one of the 90 pound teenagers around us, but he also wasn't the Comic Store Guy from "The Simpson" type either. Clean shaven and bald with only that thin "porn-star" type mustache Kim always joked about. Even the thin hairs on his bare legs under the kilt didn't make him look like he was a Wookie. He just seemed big and very friendly-looking.

I pointed him out right away to Kim and Jess, both of them started in on the kilt right away. Jess looked at me and said I should ask him what's underneath. Pretty sure my face went red underneath my makeup. After a moment I just nodded and asked them to come with me. I didn't want to approach him alone. He was putting away a camera when we approached. He turned toward us and smiled slightly. I saw his eyes give us that quick dart up-and-down that guys do when they check out women.

"Oh hello, nice costumes," he said to us as a way of introduction. He had a deep voice, but spoke so quietly that I almost couldn't hear him over the noise around us.

"Thanks," I responded. "Nice kilt, its beautiful."

"Oh, um, thank you," he responded with that smile and that Carolina accent that I actually found pretty hot. He then gave a brief explanation about the tartan. I really couldn't hear much of it because of the crowd noise and his voice being so quiet, so I just nodded and looked at Kim and Jess.

Then I asked him the question, with my heart pounding in my chest. I could see the question surprised him a little, and even saw him kinda blush. Then he quickly recovered and leaned over close so I could hear his response and that corny-flirty line about how "good girls don't ask, and bad girls can find out." It made me laugh and that also made Kim and Jess laugh with me even though they didn't hear what he said.

He then complemented us on our cosplay again, and told me that he was also a fan of Sailor Moon and the original English language dub from way back when. After a little more small-talk, we left and when we were far enough away, Jess asked what he whispered to me. When I told them, both of them laughed at that. I looked back at him and noticed he was looking our way and then turned to look back at the posters.

I've always found guys who wear kilts in public to be pretty hot. I don't mean like at Renn Fests either. I mean like to the mall, or just going out and doing regular everyday things in normal public places. It shows someone pretty comfortable with themselves and don't give a damn what others think of them. I like that kind of attitude. That's the attraction for me.

Kim gave me a knowing smile and said, "You won't get a better chance, girl." She then handed me the hotel room key card and told me where she kept some condoms in her bag. Jess also added that we should stay in contact. Text when we get there and when we were done, just to let them know I was safe.

I think it was then that I made up my mind to see where this would go. I'm not going to lie, more than a month without sex was starting to get to me. I really needed some d*ck and this guy all but asked for it with that flirty line. So I walked back over to him and told him I'd be interested in finding out. He looked a bit uncertain and then just smiled slightly and nodded. I took his hand and then led him through the crowd to the elevator. We were alone in there and I looked up at him. He was tall, at least 6 feet to my 5'6".

Even though I haven't had a casual hookup in years, I could tell a few things about this guy right away. The most important being that I never felt like I was in any danger around him. He never once gave off any dangerous energy. If anything he seemed just as curious as I was how far this would go.

When we got to the room, the first thing I did was offer him a soda. He took it and drank a bit while looking out the window at the rain. The curtains were open and the view from five stories was pretty nice. There were no lights on in the room (I didn't cut any on except in the bathroom with the door open) but there was enough light outside to see. The room was cast in rain shadows.

I went through Kim's bag and found the condoms. For his part, our mutual friend just kept looking out the window and seemed to be making an effort not to gawk at me. I was thankful for that since (I won't lie) I was beginning to get a bit anxious now. I took off my wig and ran a hand through my short hair.

When he did turn to look at me, he gave me a smile and then asked me if it was okay to keep the lights off. I agreed, and he started to undress, t-shirt first, and then his boots. I stripped out of my boots and gloves.

Before I showed him anything else, I said, "Okay big guy, your turn. Let's see whats under the plaid." He gave me a smile and undid his kilt so I could learn the truth about the question I'd asked earlier. I would say, but Carl asked me to keep this part a secret. Sorry everyone.

After he showed me his, Carl helped me with the rest of my costume pulling up my uniform shirt from the back slowly and kissing my bare shoulder near my neck. Its one of my turn-on spots.
I won't lie, that really made me ready to jump his bones!

I pulled down my costume's skirt and ditched the underwear. I wasn't wearing a bra. Despite being naked, I didn't feel uncomfortable around him. We put our clothes onto Kim's bed closest to the door and we sat on the bed closest to the open window. I wasn't worried about gawkers this high up and it was raining anyhow.

I handed him the condom and told him my rules. No kissing except on the neck and everywhere else because I told him I didn't want to get my makeup too messed up. The truth was I wasn't ready to kiss another guy, and wanted this to just be a quick, unattached hookup. I also told him there were certain sex acts I would not do. I won't go into details but you can guess what those might be.

He nodded and then surprised me by asking me about safewords. Clearly he had some sexperience even if he seemed to be letting me take the lead here. I was glad he wasn't turning into some annoying chad-type now that the deal was pretty much sealed.
Knowing what can happen in these situations, consent is very important. Again he made me feel relaxed and safe, which I was very grateful for.

I went about showing him my gratitude a minute later.

Over the years I've found that I prefer some degree of emotional connection to my sex partners
as I've matured and explored myself sexually. Having casual sex is different for me than sex with a romantic partner. It's still really fun, but I definitely prefer it when there's a deep emotional connection as well.

Here I admit that I wasn't really looking for anything but a quick f*ck. I know that sounds cold, but again that was just my mindset at the time.
I just expected casual sex that explored only sensation and not romantic sex that explored love as an emotion.

My biggest fear at the time was that the sex would be bad because it was pretty much rebound sex. Or that he'd be really selfish in bed and that it would be all over before I was satisfied. That's the one thing about one night stands and casual hookups, its always a gamble.

I wasn't looking to make a serious intimate connection, or anything. But I also didn't just want to lay there and let someone hump me for a few minutes like they were just filling out a quota either. I just wanted to be satisfied by the  experience and then move on, if that makes any sense? I was pretty messed up at the time and my emotions were all over the place.

I was told to try and keep this part of the story at least PG-13, and I was going to do that anyhow (and believe me I'm grateful that Carl did the same in his original post). I'm not going to give details about what we did, what positions, or anything too intimate. So here's what I can tell you about the experience.

He treated me like I was precious and cared for
. Like we'd already been dating awhile instead of being complete strangers. He was quiet (well, for the most part, LOL!) and took his time getting to know what I liked. In terms of skill in bed, he was already way ahead of the certain Cheating Shithead I mentioned before. Maybe not porn star great, but so much better than what I'd had for a long time till then. I was shaking with ecstasy before we were both finished.

Afterward, we just laid together catching our breaths. I turned over and texted Kim to let her know I didn't get murdered, or anything. While I did this, Carl put his arm around my waist and spooned up against me kissing my shoulder and neck; just being
a total sweetheart the whole time.

I just wanted to lay there and enjoy the moment. I totally wanted to fall asleep with him holding me like that, even for just a small nap. If I have any regrets about that time we spent together, it was that we didn't. Kim and Jess were both waiting for me in the lobby.

After about five minutes of just cuddling and more small talk, I got up reluctantly and put my costume back on. He kissed my neck from behind again while I sat on the edge of the bed putting my boots back on. I almost wanted to shove him back on the bed and ride him again (again sorry if that's TMI). I didn't, but looking back I wish I had because there was going to be a six month dry spell before I'd first make love with the wonderful man I would end up marrying just three years later.

He went to the bathroom to get rid of the condom and clean off a little, still naked. His kilt was still on the other bed. I took a moment to run my bare hand over it and uh, I picked it up and held it to my face sniffing it. Yeah, I know that sounds a bit perverted, but I really like kilts! When he came back out, I went to the bathroom to touch up my makeup (which did get smudged a little in spite of everything but not badly). The door was still open and watched him dressing out of the corner of the mirror, putting that sexy kilt back on. He was already putting his boots on when I finished.

We went back to the elevator and talked a little more. He was looking out at the convention people in the lobby, his mind seemed far away. When he looked at me he asked in his soft voice if I did this kind of thing often. I honestly told him no, but that I just found kilts to be sexy. Not a lie, but I could understand why he would ask. I wondered what he thought of me, in spite of everything.

I also told him (again honestly) that I had a good time. He told me the same with that same smile he had the whole time. I was pretty sure he was being honest with me. The moment here was awkward and I'm not one for long goodbyes, so when the elevator came to the lobby, I ran my gloved hand over his hip and gave him a quick thank you before the door opened and I made my exit.

I found Kim and Jess near where I left them. Both of them were grinning ear to ear when they saw me. I put on a smile when they asked me about it. I didn't give them lots of details, but I told them enough to earn plenty of good teasing for the rest of the convention.

I saw him again twice before the end of the day. Once in line to get an autograph, and the other in the lobby before he left. That second time, I know he saw me and I gave him a wave and smile. He did the same and that was the last time I saw him and his kilt in person.

That night, when the first day of the con ended, I took a shower then went to bed on the same sheets I'd screwed my mysterious kilted partner on. They still smelled like him and me. I fell asleep thinking about it and feeling weird about the whole thing. Like I said before, it was my first one-night-stand in about eight years. The sex had been sweet and good, but I didn't even get his name; or really tell him my own.

The entire sexperience had been very bittersweet for me. Its hard to put into words. While my body felt better after the sex, my heart was still mending from my past with Cheating Bastard.
The one good thing about the hookup was that, whenever I thought about sex after that day, it was with my mysterious kilted partner and not with the asshole formerly known as my boyfriend.

This is also why I never had another one-night-stand (or in this case, a quickie hookup) again before meeting my wonderful hubby in July the same year. We didn't hook up right away and took our time. Like me, he'd come off a bad breakup too, and we were taking our time a little bit. We would be married two years later in the fall of 2020. 

Now fastforward to November of 2018 when I was looking though the internet looking at Google searches for cosplayer ideas to update my costume when I found this blog and the photos taken at the convention. When I saw the author's biography picture I was shocked to see my beautiful kilted stranger. Then I looked through this blog more and found the article he wrote.

At first I was shocked and started to get a little mad, until I read the whole article and what Carl wrote about the experience. I enjoyed how he presented the whole thing from a guy's point of view. I found myself laughing a little at how he presented me in his account. I was also a bit self-conscious about it too. Thankfully he didn't post any photos of me (I know he took at least one of me and my friends which we posed for) and he was vague on the details (again something I am grateful for).

Most important to me though was what he wrote about how he felt, and how it kind of mirrored my own feelings. That more than anything was what prompted me to contract him through the comments. I gave a few personal details only he and I knew to prove it was me. Later he responded and I sent him a private messenger account for us to talk on.

Since that time the two of us have become friends and talked off and on over the last five years.
I've come to know Carl for the good man that he is over these last few year. I have no regrets with how we became friends, and I know he feels the same. I wouldn't say we're super close, or that we share Christmas cards, or anything like that. We do know each other on social media and share posts once in awhile, but I have my own life and husband. Not to mention our fur babies and a future addition to our growing family on the way. 

Still, its funny how life works out sometimes.

Anyhow that's my story about hooking up with a kilted stranger at an anime con. Thanks again to my good friend, Carl, for giving me time on his blog to tell my side of the story. Thank you all for taking the time to read it. God bless!


About the author: Moon Princess Serenity is a superhero from the Moon Kingdom and the defender of the Earth who "fights for love and justice; who rights wrongs and triumphs over all evil in the name of the moon!"
Well, actually she's a really awesome professional female anime cosplayer originally from Eastern Tennessee (somewhere near Pigeon Forge) who goes by that pseudonym. Moon Princess Serenity currently lives in rural Illinois, U.S.A. with her newlywed husband and their many pets.

Wednesday, September 30, 2020

The Seven Kinds Of Sex


Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
 
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
 
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
 
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
 
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
 
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
 
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
 
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
 
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
 
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex
 
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
 
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex.
 
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.
 
And finally the 7th kid of sex is called: Social Security Sex
 
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

I Played Kinmoku's One Night Stand Simulator Game ....And Did Pretty Well



Greetings and Salutations, Y'all!

How many of y'all have ever woken up from a night of drinking too much alcohol with little to no memory of the previous night? Add to that waking up completely naked in a strange room next to a complete stranger who is also completely in the buff.


Well folks, in this time of social distancing, yours truly had a one night stand -- uh, kinda sorta.


Thanks to the current world-wide pandemic these days your favorite blogger is spending almost all of his time indoors online. Not that that's a new things for yours truly, being a huge introvert.


All the same: All work and no play makes Carl a dull boy.... Okay maybe I'm not quite that bored just yet, but not being able to travel just sucks.


So recently I received an e-mail from a friend of mine online with a YouTube link discussing a somewhat interesting simulation game called One Night Stand.


One Night Stand
is a fun little visual novel type game that strongly reminds me of those Choose Your Own Adventure or Secret Path Books that were really popular when I was a kid in the 1980s where the reader becomes the protagonist in the story with choices that determine the main character's actions with various possible outcomes.

Created by online game creator, Kinmoku (aka
Lucy Blundell) in 2016, the game One Night Stand is a first person simulation player where you interact in the role of a person who wakes up naked with a major hangover in a strange bed in an unknown room next to a complete stranger thrust into an awkward “morning-after” scenario.

With no memory of the previous night's events, your job is to explore your surroundings and try to piece together what happened, learn who your new bed buddy is, and find out what happened to bring you both together. 


The gameplay is fairly simple. It begins with you as the first person waking up with a hangover to your dying cellphone buzzing with an annoyed text message from a friend of yours explaining how you ditched him and your other friends the previous night. The first minute, or so, has your character slowly awaking and coming to the suddenly realization that you are in a strange room in a strange bed sans clothes. 

Then a small, moan can be heard and your character turns to see the nude back of what is clearly a sleeping female. A person you have absolutely no memory of, or how you two met and ended up in this position.


Yeah that would be my first question too, but its something
you have to find out as the game goes forward.


After you are hit with this realization, the game begins to give you multiple choices on what to do next. Some are simple yes or no questions, while others offer either three to four possible outcomes, each of which determining the progress for the next set of choices.






Abruptly your female partner wakes up suddenly and leaves the room, allowing you to explore your surroundings and gathering clues as to her identity and what happened that led you to her bedroom the night before. You only have time to check out two or three things around the room before the girl abruptly returns and you are formally introduced to her. 


Beautiful hand-drawn artwork on her expressions.

What kind of a girl is she? How did you end up where you are? How much do you reveal to her about not remembering the details of the previous evening? What do you talk about? All important questions that the game offers dialogue to help you find out the path you need to learning these details.  




Over the course of the gameplay the girl -- whose name you have to learn if you can -- leaves the room for various reasons (to get you coffee or pain relievers for your aforementioned hangover, or to answer the door, or continued sickness as she's also recovering from the effects of too much clubbing) and that gives you time to explore the room and check out a couple of more items each time to try and piece together what happened on your own. You can use your mouse pad, or game controller to click on objects in the room and learn more about what they are. 



I'd advise against looking in the mirror, the image of a
hungover you isn't a pretty one in this animation.


You are given several options, including simply ducking out of the situation, escaping when the opportunity presents itself and you can find your clothes; or sticking around and exploring your relationship with this complete stranger you apparently shared a night of naughty fun with.
Can you keep up the act of pretending to remember long enough to find out what really happened? Or is honesty the best policy and you tell her you cannot remember and trusting her to help you remember? Do you end up making her angry, making her upset, or gaining a new friend and the promise of more in the future?

One Night Stand
has 12 unique endings to discover and unlock, some of them positive outcomes and others no so much. Each ending reveals some new insight into what happened.
You may resort to some unusual methods to find the answers you’re looking for, but take care not to prod and pry too much. Your choices have major consequences. One or two wrong moves in your investigation, or being too pushy in your questioning can be enough to earn you a fast exit with an angry woman telling you to get out. A nosy guest quickly becomes a very unwanted one! 

The game contains some strong language and suggestive themes -- no shock given the plot, but oh well.




One Night Stand features beautiful hand-drawn artwork in life-like rotoscope animation, and a simple but beautiful original soundtrack. Game play per round is about 15 to 20 minutes. The game is available for download on Windows, Mac, Linux, Playstation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch.

Now for my review. 


I downloaded the game simulator and resolved to see how well I would do my first play through. I confess that the situation described in the visual novel isn't one that I am usually accustomed to. 

While I am no stranger to having a one night stand, I can honestly say that I have never had a drunken one night stand in my life. Being a firm believer in the Straight Edge lifestyle I personally don't drink alcoholic beverages, and I would never allow myself to become intoxicated with complete strangers. For various reasons being drunk and randomly hooking up is not a good thing for anyone, male or female, and can lead to very unfortunate -- sometimes life-altering -- consequences later on.

I have far too much respect for myself and for someone willing to share that particular experience with me to consider getting them intoxicated, or getting myself wasted and then hooking up with no guarantee of remembering the events the next morning.  


Also, I'm aware that most sources online that talk about one night stands advises that the proper protocol is to leave the next morning and not stick around -- which I consider a pretty screwed up thing to do to someone. I know this is to avoid causing awkwardness, or getting in deeper than you probably already have (no pun intended); but I've always felt that if someone was willing to share that part of themselves with you even if the plan isn't to go farther, simply walking away without a goodbye, or at least staying for breakfast, is just a sleazy thing to do. 

I have had a couple of sexual partners who had no qualms about doing the same to me after a night of dirty deeds, but that's on them.

That being said it was unique to play the role of a man who was put in that situation and trying the best way to subtly do detective work while at the same time learning more about the female character in the story. 

The animation is beautifully done in watercolor and the facial expressions on the girl brought to life with the animation actually create a real emotional connection to the character. The dialogue is very human and well written, and I found myself really wanting to learn more about the mysterious girl. Despite the situation you find that she is quite charming, and a bit mysterious. The fact she's also just as hungover as you are and seems every bit as vulnerable and insecure as you are about the situation also kind of endears you to the character. 

Also, on a personal note, the fact that the female character actually looks like someone I would in fact have a one night stand with in real life also kinda helped me take on the challenge of playing the role with a bit more appreciation for how serious the situation being played out is. Her character is done so well that the thought of being a jerk to her, even unintentionally, honestly inspired me to do the best I could not to make things too weird as I struggled to learn more from her about the previous night, and about her personally. My complements to the creator for doing such an amazing job there.

I followed the game play and made the choices that I more-or-less see myself actually doing in the situation. Mainly I tried to learn more about her interests, especially her interest in music, and kept the subject on that. I did confess that I was too hungover to remember too much about what happened the night before. She was willing to fill in the blanks as best as she could. I stayed honest and kept snooping to a minimum -- mostly I looked at the objects around the room and stayed away from prying into her notebook, her wallet, and opening clothing draws. 

Ultimately I ended up getting an ending where she actually plays a beautiful guitar solo for me....in her t-shirt and underwear no less! It ends with a very positive epilogue that included a hug before going our separate ways. Our characters exchange phone numbers and resolving to remain friends. It unlocked one of the 12 endings, this one was titled: Her Song. 

In the end she ended up playing an awesome guitar solo for me.
In her underwear! How cool is that!
A beautiful ending -- I wish all my actual one night
stands had been so amicable.


Not too bad at all, if I do say so myself. I'm pretty proud of the fact that I was able to turn an awkward situation and help end it on a more than positive note for both me and my new friend.

The only thing about the ending is that you don't get to learn the girl's name. I looked up other play throughs of the game on YouTube to see what the other scenarios were, and learned that her name is Robin.

I also saw based on other videos by people who played the visual novel game that some of the other endings were pretty messed up; including one where a decision to snap a photo on your phone of her nude body from the back comes back to bite you in the ass hard later on -- and rightly so! That's a serious no-no right there and even considering it would make you an asshole. There is even one ending where your character puts on her underwear (Yeah, my thought was WTF?! Seriously folks, do people actually do stuff like that?) and she understandably flips out over it big time dropping an F-bomb before kicking you out wearing that underwear....and nothing else, with you doing the walk of shame. Another bad ending comes from prying into her wallet, or her laptop.

The main trick is don't try to push more into this than just friendship. At least one other scenario shows that this just turns Robin defensive and gets you kicked out. In another you stay friends, though there is a suggestion that it could lead to more down the road. And no none of those friend endings include the words: "with benefits" so you just have to settle on a one night stand that you can't remember. 


There are other things that result in a bit of paranoia about Robin and her motives, but I don't want to go too deeply into them in case one of y'all intend to try this little game out for yourselves.

Well folks, that's about it. Even though this game has been out for about four years now, my complements to Kinmoku for creating such a wonderful little visual novel. It was a great distraction from the current quarantine situation.

Maybe next computer game I think I'll try Slender Man....


Yeah, maybe not....LOL!


Have a wonderful Dixie day everyone, and y'all come back now, ya hear!

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

The One Night Stand 35 Question Quiz Challenge by Princess Serenity (Special Guest Writer)

Today's blog post is a special one because, for the first time ever, I am turning over my site Southern Fried Common Sense & Stuff to a special guest writer. Yep, you heard that one right, folks! Please enjoy, and y'all make her feel right at home, ya hear?
 
"Uh my head....wait, this isn't my room?!
Where are my clothes?! Who the hell is this?!"


Hello everyone, my name is Princess Serenity and I'm here today to present you with a little quiz I wrote, The One-Night Stand 35 Question Quiz. 

A one-night stand is when you have casual sex or random hook-up with someone without any emotional commitment for a relationship, and you end up not getting together again. It might be someone you know (co-worker, someone in your social circle or activity club), or someone you just met in a bar, or some other social gathering. 

More often than not these interactions are usually brief and sometimes you never even see them again. Other times they lead to friendships, or multiple hook-ups; or even rarely into full relationships though you shouldn't go into a one-night stand expecting anything long lasting. 

When it comes to one-night stands, most men and women today just want no-strings attached sex. That can come off as pretty cold, I know. I also know from personal experience that just forgetting someone after having sex with them isn't easy for most people, especially women. You can sometimes end up making some good memories afterward depending on the person you hooked up with. 

I've only had three one-night stands in my life and all of them were pretty good ones. Now I'm a happily married woman and no I didn't meet my husband after one of them before you ask. 

I came up with this quiz after being inspired by reading other quiz challenges on other sites, including a couple here at Southern Fried Common Sense & Stuff. I came up with the questions (with just a little help from my wonderful husband, Danny) and the results listed at the end.

Please take the time to answer the questions. All of them are simple yes or no questions. Just have fun and please let me know your results in the comments section below. 

My thanks to Carl for letting me post this to his website. Have a wonderful day everybody and remember to always be safe if you are still having one-night stands. Always protect yourself and be true to your own feelings. ~Serenity



The One-Night Stand 35 Question Quiz Challenge

(1) Have you ever woken up naked in a stranger's bed? (Y/N) 

(2) Have you ever woken up naked in a stranger's bed hungover with no memory how you got there? (Y/N)

(3) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand in a stranger's bed and the other person was not there? (Y/N) 

(4) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand and been unable to find all of your clothes? (Y/N) 

(5) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand in a completely strange bedroom that didn't belong to either you or your partner? (Y/N) 

(6) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner of the same sex? (Y/N)

(7) Have you ever had unprotected sex with a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(8) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was a childhood crush? (Y/N) 

(9) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand alone and found out your partner stole money from you? (Y/N) 

(10) Have you ever had a partner ask you to preform BDSM sex on them during a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(11) Have you ever had a one-night stand that ended up a three-way? (Y/N)

(12) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was a virgin? (Y/N) 

(13) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a boss or coworker? (Y/N) 

(14) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand and had a condom still attached to you (male), or stuck inside you (female)? (Y/N)

(15) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand and snuck out on your sleeping partner? (Y/N)

(16) Have you ever had a partner sneak into your bedroom for a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(17) Have you ever had a one-night stand with an ex-romantic partner? (Y/N) 

(18) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was an enemy of yours? (Y/N) 

(19) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand covered in rose petals? (Y/N) 

(20) Have you ever had a partner ask you to role play with them during a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(21) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was a friend of the opposite sex? (Y/N) 

(22) Have you ever had a partner ask you to preform anal sex on them during a one-night stand? (Y/N) 

(23) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was a friend or former partner of one of your siblings? (Y/N)

(24) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand because your partner was touching you inappropriately? (Y/N) 

(25) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand and had morning after sex with your partner? (Y/N)

(26) Have you ever taken a nude selfie of your one-night stand partner while they were still asleep? (Y/N)

(27) Have you ever had a one-night stand where you stole something from them as a momento to remember your good time? (Y/N)

(28) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner that was older than you by more than 5 years? (Y/N) 

(29) Have you ever shared a morning shower, or bath with a partner after a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(30) Have you ever had a one-night stand offer you breakfast the next morning? (Y/N)

(31) Have you ever had a one-night stand that ended up being more with your partner? (Y/N)

(32) Have you ever had a one-night stand share nude selfies they took of you while you were asleep? (Y/N)

(33) Have you ever had a one-night stand spread rumors and gossip about you afterwards? (Y/N)

(34) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was married? (Y/N) 

(35) Have you ever stayed in contact with someone you had a one-night stand with? (Y/N) 

Now for your quiz results:
(If you answered yes to this number of questions above)
 
1 - 7: You don't do this very often.
7 - 12: You have some experience.
12 - 20: People clearly find you attractive.
21 - 30: Been around the block more than a few times.
31 - 35: You're a total slut.


About the author: Princess Serenity (aka Usagi/Serena Tsukino, Sailor Moon) is a superhero from the Moon Kingdom and the guardian of the Earth who "fights for love and justice; who rights wrongs and triumphs over all evil in the name of the moon!"
Well, actually she's a really awesome professional female anime cosplayer from Western Tennessee who goes by that pseudonym. Serenity currently lives near Chicago, Illinois, USA with her newlywed husband and their three dogs.
This was her first time posting on this forum. 

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Taking The "If Sex Were A Crime" 75 Question Challenge (NSFW)

Greetings and Salutations, Y'all!

Today this blogger is going to do something a bit different. Today I am going to take a somewhat interesting and personally revealing test: the "If Sex Were A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up?" 75 Question Challenge.

This challenge is based on an internet meme of the same name, though with far more detailed questions, some of which are a bit more revealing that others 
A shout out to my friend and former co-worker, Jennifer P. who came up with this quiz/challenge.

Here is how this test works.

For every positive response to the question, add the amount of jail time posted at the end of each question to your total score.

I am told the total amount of time one would serve would be 159 years maximum if all 70 questions were answered in a positive.
Anything below 50 years is considered average. Between 51 - 100 years is considered adventurous. Above 100 years is considered expert love criminal.

Here is the quiz/challenge:


Yes, handcuffs are definitely a thing in this challenge.

If Sex Was A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up?
75 Question Challenge

(1) Had a one-night-stand? (1 year)
(2) Had sex in a shower or tub? (1 year)
(3) Watched or own pornography? (1 year)
(4) Had sex in a car or van? (2 years)
(5) Had sex in a bed neither of you owned? (2 years)
(6) Had sex with the lights on? (2 years)
(7) Had sex in public? (3 years)
(8) Had sex while drunk? (2 years)
(9) Had sex in the dark? (1 year)
(10) Had sex with a friend? (2 years)
(11) Had sex while high? (2 years)
(12) Had sex to loud music? (2 years) 
(13) Had sex in candlelight? (2 years) 
(14) Had sex outside? (3 years) 
(15) Had sex with a stranger? (2 years)
(16) Been in a threesome or an orgy? (4 years) 
(17) Ever joined the Mile-High Club? (3 years) 
(18) Made a sex tape? (2 years) 
(19) Had sex before you were 18? (2 years)
(20) Had sex with the same sex? (3 years)
(21) Had sex with an ex? (2 years) 
(22) Preformed or had anal done to you - pegging? (3 years) 
(23) Been tied up or handcuffed during sex? (3 years)
(24) Preformed BDSM on someone? (3 years) 
(25) Do you own sex toys? (1 years) 
(26) Had sex while blindfolded? (1 years) 
(27) Had cosplay or fantasy sex? (3 years)
(28) Had sex in the kitchen? (2 years)
(29) Had quiet sex - making no noise? (2 years) 
(30) Had quickie sex outside the bedroom? (2 years) 
(31) Masturbated in a public restroom? (1 year)
(32) Have you ever sent nude selfies to someone? (3 years)
(33) Had sex with a friend of a sibling? (2 years) 
(34) Been loud during sex? (1 year) 
(35)
Talk dirty during sex? (1 year)
(36) Snuck someone in your bedroom secretly to have sex? (2 years)
(37) Had sex while skinny dipping? (2 years)
(38) Have you ever cried during sex for any reason? (1 year) 
(39) Had sex with someone off limits? (3 years) 
(40) Had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than you? (3 years) 
(41) Had sex with a virgin? (1 years)
(42) Had sex with a MILF? (1 years) 
(43) Have sex for money? (3 years) 
(44) Woke up with a stranger in bed naked? (2 years)
(45) Have you ever traded partners with someone? (3 years)
(46) Had sex to music - moved with the beat or rhythm of a song? (2 years)
(47) Have you ever been a submissive during sex? (1 years)
(48) Do you have nudes on your phone? (3 years)
(49) Have you ever sexted someone? (1 years)
(50) Did you ever have sex in your high school? (3 years)  
(51) Have you ever had phone sex? (2 years)
(52) Have you ever used flavored condoms or edible underwear? (3 years) 
(53) Have you ever stolen, or worn your partner's underwear after sex? (2 years)
(54) Had sex first thing in the morning? (1 years)
(55) Had sex in the middle of the night? (1 years) 
(56) Have nude selfies of a sexual partner? (2 years)
(57) Had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? (2 years)
(58) Had oral while driving? (3 years)
(59) Ever reenacted a steamy scene from a movie? (2 years)
(60) Choked someone during sex? (3 years)
(61) Had sex on the living room couch? (3 years)
(62) Had sex in front of a mirror? (1 years) 
(63) Used a sex toy, or had one used on you? (3 years)
(64) Gotten an STD from unprotected sex? (3 years)
(65) Stripped your partner before sex? (1 years)
(66) Gone ass-to-mouth? (4 years)
(67) Spent a whole day naked in bed with a partner? (2 years)
(68) Picked masturbation over sex? (2 years)
(69) Done 69 on someone? (1 years)
(70) Had sex with ten or more people? (4 years) 
(71) Have you ever had sex in a tent, or on a boat? (1 year)
(72) Had sex with a step-sibling, or family member? (5 years)
(73) Have you ever had or given a handjob to someone in public? 
(74) Have you ever played strip poker? (1 year)
(75) Do you still have sex with any of your former sexual partners? (1 year)
 

Well there you have it folks. Take the quiz yourself and see how long you would serve if the act of sex were a crime. 

Now for your favorite blogger to take the test and tally up the score. As always my responses will be posted in red -- including a few clarifying answers as some of these require a bit more than the usual yes, or no responses.

So then, let the games begin!

(1) Had a one-night-stand? (1 year) 
Yes. Half of my experiences involve them.
(2) Had sex in a shower or tub? (1 year) 
Yes, in a tub, and tried in a shower, neither is as sexy in real life as they are portrayed in films or television, FYI.


(3) Watched or own pornography? (1 year)
I think just about all of us can cop to the first one, but as for the second, aside from some movies with sex scenes in them I don't own sexual pornography personally. 
(4) Had sex in a car or van? (2 years)
Yes to both in my early sexual active years, pickup truck also. These days I like to be more comfortable though. 
(5) Had sex in a bed neither of you owned? (2 years)
Yes. 
(6) Had sex with the lights on? (2 years)
No, I'm kinda weird on this one. Sunlight in the daytime doesn't count. 
(7) Had sex in public? (3 years)
Er, kinda-sorta. In the back of a van parked at a high school football game. That one connects to number 4.  
(8) Had sex while drunk? (2 years)
Nope. 
(9) Had sex in the dark? (1 year)
Yes. 
(10) Had sex with a friend? (2 years)
Yes. 
(11) Had sex while high? (2 years)
No.  
(12) Had sex to loud music? (2 years) 
Yeppers, and that was mostly to cover up the sex sounds.
(13) Had sex in candlelight? (2 years) 
That's actually my favorite lighting for those moments. 
(14) Had sex outside? (3 years) 
Yes, in the back of a pickup truck, again on a mattress, with no cover on a starry night in an open field. 
(15) Had sex with a stranger? (2 years)
Yes, although I don't always recommend that one, and if you do please keep yourself protected as much as possible. 
(16) Been in a threesome or an orgy? (4 years) 
Threesome yes, orgy no -- and the threesome in question is not quite the experience that they're made out to be. 
(17) Ever joined the Mile-High Club? (3 years) 
Nope and I won't get on one of those death-tubes to try it either!
(18) Made a sex tape? (2 years) 
Nope. 
(19) Had sex before you were 18? (2 years)
Yes. First time was the night of my 17th birthday and had at least one other lover between then and my 18th. 
(20) Had sex with the same sex? (3 years)
No -- at least not all the way. 
(21) Had sex with an ex? (2 years) 
Yep. Sometimes those are okay.  
(22) Preformed or had anal done to you - pegging? (3 years) 
No to the former, but as for the second, yeah I will admit I tried it once -- mostly as a favor to a lover who did me a huge favor.

Deadpool fans will totally get this one!

(23) Been tied up or handcuffed during sex? (3 years) 
Yes. Wrists tied to bedpost bars. No cuffs though, not even the furry ones.
(24) Preformed BDSM on someone? (3 years) 
Yes. Not really one of my favorite things to do.
(25) Do you own sex toys? (1 year) 
Nope.
(26) Had sex while blindfolded? (1 year)
Nope.

(27) Had cosplay or fantasy sex? (3 years)
I don't think the one time I had sex with a cosplayer counts since I didn't plan it, or fantasize anything at the time. 

(28) Had sex in the kitchen? (2 years)
Nope. 
(29) Had quiet sex - making no noise? (2 years)
Yes, but only to keep people in the house from knowing what was going on.

(30) Had quickie sex outside the bedroom? (2 years) 
Yes. 
(31) Masturbated in a public restroom? (1 year)
Nope. Thankfully I've always had more self-control than that!
(32) Have you ever sent nude selfies to someone? (3 years)
Nope and never would. 
(33) Had sex with a friend of a sibling? (2 years)  
Yes, several actually. 
(34) Been loud during sex? (1 year) 
You can't see it, but I am blushing. Yep.  
(35)
Talk dirty during sex? (1 year) 

Yes, but I don't do it often....both the dirty talk and the sex. 
(36) Snuck someone in your bedroom secretly to have sex? (2 years)
Yes, and had a couple of someones sneak into my bedroom at night too. 
(37) Had sex while skinny dipping? (2 years) 
Nope.
(38) Have you ever cried during sex for any reason? (1 year) 
Yes. Not because they were bad, but because I'm just a sensitive SOB.
(39) Had sex with someone off limits? (3 years) 
Not exactly.
(40) Had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than you? (3 years) 
Just once -- she was 30 and I was 41 at the time. 
(41) Had sex with a virgin? (1 year)
Yes. 
(42) Had sex with a MILF? (1 year) 
No. 
(43) Have sex for money? (3 years) 
Uh, kinda ashamed to admit this, but yes -- but only once! There is more to this story though (and its sorta related to #22), its complicated and I might share in a future post. 
(44) Woke up with a stranger in bed naked? (2 years)
Yes. 
(45) Have you ever traded partners with someone? (3 years)
Nope. 
(46) Had sex to music - moved with the beat or rhythm of a song? (2 years)
(blush) Yeah I have. We both have. 
(47) Have you ever been a submissive during sex? (1 year)
Yes. 
(48) Do you have nudes on your phone? (3 years)
No.
(49) Have you ever sexted someone? (1 year)
No. 
(50) Did you ever have sex at your high school? (3 years)  
Twice. 
(51) Have you ever had phone sex? (2 years) 
Nope.
(52) Have you ever used flavored condoms or edible underwear? (3 years) 
Nope. 
(53) Have you ever stolen, or worn your partner's underwear after sex? (2 years) 
No.
(54) Had sex first thing in the morning? (1 year) 

Yes.
(55) Had sex in the middle of the night? (1 year) 

Yes. 
(56) Have nude selfies of a sexual partner? (2 years)
Nope.
(57) Had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? (2 years)
Yes.   
(58) Had oral while driving? (3 years) 

Yes.
(59) Ever reenacted a steamy scene from a movie? (2 years)

Nope.
(60) Have you ever choked someone during sex? (3 years)
I tried it once but BDSM really isn't my thing.
(61) Had sex on the living room couch? (3 years)
Yes. 
(62) Had sex in front of a mirror? (1 year) 
Yes, and for a wonder it didn't shatter, LOL! 
(63) Used a sex toy, or had one used on you? (3 years)
Yes. See my previous answer to #22. 
(64) Gotten an STD from unprotected sex? (3 years)
Nope. Never had unprotected sex except with a steady partner.
(65) Stripped your partner before sex? (1 years)

Yes. 
(66) Gone ass-to-mouth? (4 years)
Not a chance in hell!


Words to live by!

(67) Spent a whole day naked in bed with a partner? (2 years)
Yep, day and night. 
(68) Picked masturbation over sex? (2 years)
No.... at lest not by choice.
(69) Done 69 on someone? (1 year)
Yeah I see what you did there. The answer is yes I have. 
(70) Had sex with ten or more people in your lifetime? (4 years)
I am just two shy of that number, so no.
(71) Have you ever had sex in a tent, or on a boat? (1 year)
Nope.   
(72) Had sex with a step-sibling, or family member? (5 years)
Ewww! No.  
(73) Have you ever had or given a handjob to someone in public? (2 years)
That's also a big negative there.  
(74) Have you ever played strip poker? (1 year)
Yes, a few times.
(75) Do you still have sex with any of your former sexual partners? (1 year)
Nope. Aside from one of them the rest are all married or in relationships.   


Overall this blogger has earned himself a maximum sentence of 84 years! Wow! That makes me adventurous, not to mention just under the halfway mark in the maximum sentence. Just call me a prisoner of love folks! Er, just don't expect me to get one of those weird jailhouse tattoos though.

Once again my thanks to Jennifer P. for submitting her unique quiz. What is your score? Please take the challenge like I did and post your results in the comments section.