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Today this blogger is going to do something a bit different. Today I am going to take a somewhat interesting and personally revealing test: the "If Sex Were A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up?" 75 Question Challenge.
This challenge is based on an internet meme of the same name, though with far more detailed questions, some of which are a bit more revealing that others A shout out to my friend and former co-worker, Jennifer P. who came up with this quiz/challenge.
Here is how this test works.
For every positive response to the question, add the amount of jail time posted at the end of each question to your total score.
I am told the total amount of time one would serve would be 159 years maximum if all 70 questions were answered in a positive. Anything below 50 years is considered average. Between 51 - 100 years is considered adventurous. Above 100 years is considered expert love criminal.
Here is the quiz/challenge:
Well there you have it folks. Take the quiz yourself and see how long you would serve if the act of sex were a crime.
Now for your favorite blogger to take the test and tally up the score. As always my responses will be posted in red -- including a few clarifying answers as some of these require a bit more than the usual yes, or no responses.
So then, let the games begin!
(1) Had a one-night-stand? (1 year)
Yes. Half of my experiences involve them.
(3) Watched or own pornography? (1 year)
I think just about all of us can cop to the first one, but as for the second, aside from some movies with sex scenes in them I don't own sexual pornography personally.
Er, kinda-sorta. In the back of a van parked at a high school football game. That one connects to number 4.
(8) Had sex while drunk? (2 years)
Nope.
(9) Had sex in the dark? (1 year)
Yes.
(10) Had sex with a friend? (2 years)
Yes.
(11) Had sex while high? (2 years)
No.
(12) Had sex to loud music? (2 years)
Yeppers, and that was mostly to cover up the sex sounds.
(13) Had sex in candlelight? (2 years)
That's actually my favorite lighting for those moments.
(14) Had sex outside? (3 years)
Yes, in the back of a pickup truck, again on a mattress, with no cover on a starry night in an open field.
(15) Had sex with a stranger? (2 years)
Yes, although I don't always recommend that one, and if you do please keep yourself protected as much as possible.
(16) Been in a threesome or an orgy? (4 years)
Threesome yes, orgy no -- and the threesome in question is not quite the experience that they're made out to be.
(17) Ever joined the Mile-High Club? (3 years)
Nope and I won't get on one of those death-tubes to try it either!
(18) Made a sex tape? (2 years)
Nope.
(19) Had sex before you were 18? (2 years)
Yes. First time was the night of my 17th birthday and had at least one other lover between then and my 18th.
(20) Had sex with the same sex? (3 years)
No -- at least not all the way.
(21) Had sex with an ex? (2 years)
Yep. Sometimes those are okay.
(22) Preformed or had anal done to you - pegging? (3 years)
No to the former, but as for the second, yeah I will admit I tried it once -- mostly as a favor to a lover who did me a huge favor.
(23) Been tied up or handcuffed during sex? (3 years)
Yes. Wrists tied to bedpost bars. No cuffs though, not even the furry ones.
(24) Preformed BDSM on someone? (3 years)
Yes. Not really one of my favorite things to do.
(25) Do you own sex toys? (1 year)
Nope.
(26) Had sex while blindfolded? (1 year)
Nope.
(27) Had cosplay or fantasy sex? (3 years)
I don't think the one time I had sex with a cosplayer counts since I didn't plan it, or fantasize anything at the time.
(28) Had sex in the kitchen? (2 years)
Nope.
(29) Had quiet sex - making no noise? (2 years)
Yes, but only to keep people in the house from knowing what was going on.
(30) Had quickie sex outside the bedroom? (2 years)
Yes.
(31) Masturbated in a public restroom? (1 year)
Nope. Thankfully I've always had more self-control than that!
(32) Have you ever sent nude selfies to someone? (3 years)
Nope and never would.
(33) Had sex with a friend of a sibling? (2 years)
Yes, several actually.
(34) Been loud during sex? (1 year)
You can't see it, but I am blushing. Yep.
(35) Talk dirty during sex? (1 year)
Yes, but I don't do it often....both the dirty talk and the sex.
(36) Snuck someone in your bedroom secretly to have sex? (2 years)
Yes, and had a couple of someones sneak into my bedroom at night too.
(37) Had sex while skinny dipping? (2 years)
Nope.
(38) Have you ever cried during sex for any reason? (1 year)
Yes. Not because they were bad, but because I'm just a sensitive SOB.
(39) Had sex with someone off limits? (3 years)
Not exactly.
(40) Had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than you? (3 years)
Just once -- she was 30 and I was 41 at the time.
(41) Had sex with a virgin? (1 year)
Yes.
(42) Had sex with a MILF? (1 year)
No.
(43) Have sex for money? (3 years)
Uh, kinda ashamed to admit this, but yes -- but only once! There is more to this story though (and its sorta related to #22), its complicated and I might share in a future post.
(44) Woke up with a stranger in bed naked? (2 years)
Yes.
(45) Have you ever traded partners with someone? (3 years)
Nope.
(46) Had sex to music - moved with the beat or rhythm of a song? (2 years)
(blush) Yeah I have. We both have.
(47) Have you ever been a submissive during sex? (1 year)
Yes.
(48) Do you have nudes on your phone? (3 years)
No.
(49) Have you ever sexted someone? (1 year)
No.
(50) Did you ever have sex at your high school? (3 years)
Twice.
(51) Have you ever had phone sex? (2 years)
Nope.
(52) Have you ever used flavored condoms or edible underwear? (3 years)
Nope.
(53) Have you ever stolen, or worn your partner's underwear after sex? (2 years)
No.
(54) Had sex first thing in the morning? (1 year)
Yes.
(55) Had sex in the middle of the night? (1 year)
Yes.
(56) Have nude selfies of a sexual partner? (2 years)
Nope.
(57) Had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? (2 years)
Yes.
(58) Had oral while driving? (3 years)
Yes.
(59) Ever reenacted a steamy scene from a movie? (2 years)
Nope.
(60) Have you ever choked someone during sex? (3 years)
I tried it once but BDSM really isn't my thing.
(61) Had sex on the living room couch? (3 years)
Yes.
(62) Had sex in front of a mirror? (1 year)
Yes, and for a wonder it didn't shatter, LOL!
(63) Used a sex toy, or had one used on you? (3 years)
Yes. See my previous answer to #22.
(64) Gotten an STD from unprotected sex? (3 years)
Nope. Never had unprotected sex except with a steady partner.
(65) Stripped your partner before sex? (1 years)
Yes.
(66) Gone ass-to-mouth? (4 years)
Not a chance in hell!
(67) Spent a whole day naked in bed with a partner? (2 years)
Yep, day and night.
(68) Picked masturbation over sex? (2 years)
No.... at lest not by choice.
(69) Done 69 on someone? (1 year)
Yeah I see what you did there. The answer is yes I have.
(70) Had sex with ten or more people in your lifetime? (4 years)
I am just two shy of that number, so no.
(71) Have you ever had sex in a tent, or on a boat? (1 year)
Nope.
(72) Had sex with a step-sibling, or family member? (5 years)
Ewww! No.
(73) Have you ever had or given a handjob to someone in public? (2 years)
That's also a big negative there.
(74) Have you ever played strip poker? (1 year)
Yes, a few times.
(75) Do you still have sex with any of your former sexual partners? (1 year)
Nope. Aside from one of them the rest are all married or in relationships.
Overall this blogger has earned himself a maximum sentence of 84 years! Wow! That makes me adventurous, not to mention just under the halfway mark in the maximum sentence. Just call me a prisoner of love folks! Er, just don't expect me to get one of those weird jailhouse tattoos though.
Once again my thanks to Jennifer P. for submitting her unique quiz. What is your score? Please take the challenge like I did and post your results in the comments section.
Today this blogger is going to do something a bit different. Today I am going to take a somewhat interesting and personally revealing test: the "If Sex Were A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up?" 75 Question Challenge.
This challenge is based on an internet meme of the same name, though with far more detailed questions, some of which are a bit more revealing that others A shout out to my friend and former co-worker, Jennifer P. who came up with this quiz/challenge.
Here is how this test works.
For every positive response to the question, add the amount of jail time posted at the end of each question to your total score.
I am told the total amount of time one would serve would be 159 years maximum if all 70 questions were answered in a positive. Anything below 50 years is considered average. Between 51 - 100 years is considered adventurous. Above 100 years is considered expert love criminal.
Here is the quiz/challenge:
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| Yes, handcuffs are definitely a thing in this challenge. |
If Sex Was A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up?
75 Question Challenge
75 Question Challenge
(1) Had a one-night-stand? (1 year)
(2) Had sex in a shower or tub? (1 year)
(3) Watched or own pornography? (1 year)
(4) Had sex in a car or van? (2 years)
(5) Had sex in a bed neither of you owned? (2 years)
(6) Had sex with the lights on? (2 years)
(7) Had sex in public? (3 years)
(8) Had sex while drunk? (2 years)
(9) Had sex in the dark? (1 year)
(10) Had sex with a friend? (2 years)
(11) Had sex while high? (2 years)
(12) Had sex to loud music? (2 years)
(13) Had sex in candlelight? (2 years)
(14) Had sex outside? (3 years)
(15) Had sex with a stranger? (2 years)
(16) Been in a threesome or an orgy? (4 years)
(17) Ever joined the Mile-High Club? (3 years)
(18) Made a sex tape? (2 years)
(19) Had sex before you were 18? (2 years)
(20) Had sex with the same sex? (3 years)
(21) Had sex with an ex? (2 years)
(22) Preformed or had anal done to you - pegging? (3 years)
(23) Been tied up or handcuffed during sex? (3 years)
(24) Preformed BDSM on someone? (3 years)
(25) Do you own sex toys? (1 years)
(26) Had sex while blindfolded? (1 years)
(27) Had cosplay or fantasy sex? (3 years)
(28) Had sex in the kitchen? (2 years)
(29) Had quiet sex - making no noise? (2 years)
(30) Had quickie sex outside the bedroom? (2 years)
(31) Masturbated in a public restroom? (1 year)
(32) Have you ever sent nude selfies to someone? (3 years)
(33) Had sex with a friend of a sibling? (2 years)
(34) Been loud during sex? (1 year)
(35) Talk dirty during sex? (1 year)
(35) Talk dirty during sex? (1 year)
(36) Snuck someone in your bedroom secretly to have sex? (2 years)
(37) Had sex while skinny dipping? (2 years)
(38) Have you ever cried during sex for any reason? (1 year)
(39) Had sex with someone off limits? (3 years)
(40) Had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than you? (3 years)
(41) Had sex with a virgin? (1 years)
(42) Had sex with a MILF? (1 years)
(43) Have sex for money? (3 years)
(44) Woke up with a stranger in bed naked? (2 years)
(45) Have you ever traded partners with someone? (3 years)
(46) Had sex to music - moved with the beat or rhythm of a song? (2 years)
(47) Have you ever been a submissive during sex? (1 years)
(48) Do you have nudes on your phone? (3 years)
(49) Have you ever sexted someone? (1 years)
(50) Did you ever have sex in your high school? (3 years)
(51) Have you ever had phone sex? (2 years)
(52) Have you ever used flavored condoms or edible underwear? (3 years)
(53) Have you ever stolen, or worn your partner's underwear after sex? (2 years)
(54) Had sex first thing in the morning? (1 years)
(55) Had sex in the middle of the night? (1 years)
(54) Had sex first thing in the morning? (1 years)
(55) Had sex in the middle of the night? (1 years)
(56) Have nude selfies of a sexual partner? (2 years)
(57) Had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? (2 years)
(58) Had oral while driving? (3 years)
(59) Ever reenacted a steamy scene from a movie? (2 years)
(58) Had oral while driving? (3 years)
(59) Ever reenacted a steamy scene from a movie? (2 years)
(60) Choked someone during sex? (3 years)
(61) Had sex on the living room couch? (3 years)
(62) Had sex in front of a mirror? (1 years)
(63) Used a sex toy, or had one used on you? (3 years)
(64) Gotten an STD from unprotected sex? (3 years)
(65) Stripped your partner before sex? (1 years)
(65) Stripped your partner before sex? (1 years)
(66) Gone ass-to-mouth? (4 years)
(67) Spent a whole day naked in bed with a partner? (2 years)
(68) Picked masturbation over sex? (2 years)
(69) Done 69 on someone? (1 years)
(70) Had sex with ten or more people? (4 years)
(71) Have you ever had sex in a tent, or on a boat? (1 year)
(72) Had sex with a step-sibling, or family member? (5 years)
(73) Have you ever had or given a handjob to someone in public?
(74) Have you ever played strip poker? (1 year)
(75) Do you still have sex with any of your former sexual partners? (1 year)
(72) Had sex with a step-sibling, or family member? (5 years)
(73) Have you ever had or given a handjob to someone in public?
(74) Have you ever played strip poker? (1 year)
(75) Do you still have sex with any of your former sexual partners? (1 year)
Well there you have it folks. Take the quiz yourself and see how long you would serve if the act of sex were a crime.
Now for your favorite blogger to take the test and tally up the score. As always my responses will be posted in red -- including a few clarifying answers as some of these require a bit more than the usual yes, or no responses.
So then, let the games begin!
(1) Had a one-night-stand? (1 year)
Yes. Half of my experiences involve them.
(2) Had sex in a shower or tub? (1 year)
Yes, in a tub, and tried in a shower, neither is as sexy in real life as they are portrayed in films or television, FYI.
Yes, in a tub, and tried in a shower, neither is as sexy in real life as they are portrayed in films or television, FYI.
(3) Watched or own pornography? (1 year)
I think just about all of us can cop to the first one, but as for the second, aside from some movies with sex scenes in them I don't own sexual pornography personally.
(4) Had sex in a car or van? (2 years)
Yes to both in my early sexual active years, pickup truck also. These days I like to be more comfortable though.
Yes to both in my early sexual active years, pickup truck also. These days I like to be more comfortable though.
(5) Had sex in a bed neither of you owned? (2 years)
Yes.
Yes.
(6) Had sex with the lights on? (2 years)
No, I'm kinda weird on this one. Sunlight in the daytime doesn't count.
(7) Had sex in public? (3 years)No, I'm kinda weird on this one. Sunlight in the daytime doesn't count.
Er, kinda-sorta. In the back of a van parked at a high school football game. That one connects to number 4.
(8) Had sex while drunk? (2 years)
Nope.
(9) Had sex in the dark? (1 year)
Yes.
(10) Had sex with a friend? (2 years)
Yes.
(11) Had sex while high? (2 years)
No.
(12) Had sex to loud music? (2 years)
Yeppers, and that was mostly to cover up the sex sounds.
(13) Had sex in candlelight? (2 years)
That's actually my favorite lighting for those moments.
(14) Had sex outside? (3 years)
Yes, in the back of a pickup truck, again on a mattress, with no cover on a starry night in an open field.
(15) Had sex with a stranger? (2 years)
Yes, although I don't always recommend that one, and if you do please keep yourself protected as much as possible.
(16) Been in a threesome or an orgy? (4 years)
Threesome yes, orgy no -- and the threesome in question is not quite the experience that they're made out to be.
(17) Ever joined the Mile-High Club? (3 years)
Nope and I won't get on one of those death-tubes to try it either!
(18) Made a sex tape? (2 years)
Nope.
(19) Had sex before you were 18? (2 years)
Yes. First time was the night of my 17th birthday and had at least one other lover between then and my 18th.
(20) Had sex with the same sex? (3 years)
No -- at least not all the way.
(21) Had sex with an ex? (2 years)
Yep. Sometimes those are okay.
(22) Preformed or had anal done to you - pegging? (3 years)
No to the former, but as for the second, yeah I will admit I tried it once -- mostly as a favor to a lover who did me a huge favor.
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| Deadpool fans will totally get this one! |
(23) Been tied up or handcuffed during sex? (3 years)
Yes. Wrists tied to bedpost bars. No cuffs though, not even the furry ones.
(24) Preformed BDSM on someone? (3 years)
Yes. Not really one of my favorite things to do.
(25) Do you own sex toys? (1 year)
Nope.
(26) Had sex while blindfolded? (1 year)
Nope.
(27) Had cosplay or fantasy sex? (3 years)
I don't think the one time I had sex with a cosplayer counts since I didn't plan it, or fantasize anything at the time.
(28) Had sex in the kitchen? (2 years)
Nope.
(29) Had quiet sex - making no noise? (2 years)
Yes, but only to keep people in the house from knowing what was going on.
(30) Had quickie sex outside the bedroom? (2 years)
Yes.
(31) Masturbated in a public restroom? (1 year)
Nope. Thankfully I've always had more self-control than that!
(32) Have you ever sent nude selfies to someone? (3 years)
Nope and never would.
(33) Had sex with a friend of a sibling? (2 years)
Yes, several actually.
(34) Been loud during sex? (1 year)
You can't see it, but I am blushing. Yep.
(35) Talk dirty during sex? (1 year)
Yes, but I don't do it often....both the dirty talk and the sex.
(36) Snuck someone in your bedroom secretly to have sex? (2 years)
Yes, and had a couple of someones sneak into my bedroom at night too.
(37) Had sex while skinny dipping? (2 years)
Nope.
(38) Have you ever cried during sex for any reason? (1 year)
Yes. Not because they were bad, but because I'm just a sensitive SOB.
(39) Had sex with someone off limits? (3 years)
Not exactly.
(40) Had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than you? (3 years)
Just once -- she was 30 and I was 41 at the time.
(41) Had sex with a virgin? (1 year)
Yes.
(42) Had sex with a MILF? (1 year)
No.
(43) Have sex for money? (3 years)
Uh, kinda ashamed to admit this, but yes -- but only once! There is more to this story though (and its sorta related to #22), its complicated and I might share in a future post.
(44) Woke up with a stranger in bed naked? (2 years)
Yes.
(45) Have you ever traded partners with someone? (3 years)
Nope.
(46) Had sex to music - moved with the beat or rhythm of a song? (2 years)
(blush) Yeah I have. We both have.
(47) Have you ever been a submissive during sex? (1 year)
Yes.
(48) Do you have nudes on your phone? (3 years)
No.
(49) Have you ever sexted someone? (1 year)
No.
(50) Did you ever have sex at your high school? (3 years)
Twice.
(51) Have you ever had phone sex? (2 years)
Nope.
(52) Have you ever used flavored condoms or edible underwear? (3 years)
Nope.
(53) Have you ever stolen, or worn your partner's underwear after sex? (2 years)
No.
(54) Had sex first thing in the morning? (1 year)
Yes.
(55) Had sex in the middle of the night? (1 year)
Yes.
(56) Have nude selfies of a sexual partner? (2 years)
Nope.
(57) Had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? (2 years)
Yes.
(58) Had oral while driving? (3 years)
Yes.
(59) Ever reenacted a steamy scene from a movie? (2 years)
Nope.
(60) Have you ever choked someone during sex? (3 years)
I tried it once but BDSM really isn't my thing.
(61) Had sex on the living room couch? (3 years)
Yes.
(62) Had sex in front of a mirror? (1 year)
Yes, and for a wonder it didn't shatter, LOL!
(63) Used a sex toy, or had one used on you? (3 years)
Yes. See my previous answer to #22.
(64) Gotten an STD from unprotected sex? (3 years)
Nope. Never had unprotected sex except with a steady partner.
(65) Stripped your partner before sex? (1 years)
Yes.
(66) Gone ass-to-mouth? (4 years)
Not a chance in hell!
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| Words to live by! |
(67) Spent a whole day naked in bed with a partner? (2 years)
Yep, day and night.
(68) Picked masturbation over sex? (2 years)
No.... at lest not by choice.
(69) Done 69 on someone? (1 year)
Yeah I see what you did there. The answer is yes I have.
(70) Had sex with ten or more people in your lifetime? (4 years)
I am just two shy of that number, so no.
(71) Have you ever had sex in a tent, or on a boat? (1 year)
Nope.
(72) Had sex with a step-sibling, or family member? (5 years)
Ewww! No.
(73) Have you ever had or given a handjob to someone in public? (2 years)
That's also a big negative there.
(74) Have you ever played strip poker? (1 year)
Yes, a few times.
(75) Do you still have sex with any of your former sexual partners? (1 year)
Nope. Aside from one of them the rest are all married or in relationships.
Overall this blogger has earned himself a maximum sentence of 84 years! Wow! That makes me adventurous, not to mention just under the halfway mark in the maximum sentence. Just call me a prisoner of love folks! Er, just don't expect me to get one of those weird jailhouse tattoos though.
Once again my thanks to Jennifer P. for submitting her unique quiz. What is your score? Please take the challenge like I did and post your results in the comments section.
