The One Night Stand 35 Question Quiz Challenge by Princess Serenity (Special Guest Writer)

Today's blog post is a special one because, for the first time ever, I am turning over my site Southern Fried Common Sense & Stuff to a special guest writer. Yep, you heard that one right, folks! Please enjoy, and y'all make her feel right at home, ya hear?
 

"Uh my head....wait, this isn't my room?!
Where are my clothes?! Who the hell is this?!"

Hello everyone, my name is Princess Serenity and I'm here today to present you with a little quiz I wrote, The One-Night Stand 35 Question Quiz. 

A one-night stand is when you have casual sex or random hook-up with someone without any emotional commitment for a relationship, and you end up not getting together again. It might be someone you know (co-worker, someone in your social circle or activity club), or someone you just met in a bar, or some other social gathering. 

More often than not these interactions are usually brief and sometimes you never even see them again. Other times they lead to friendships, or multiple hook-ups; or even rarely into full relationships though you shouldn't go into a one-night stand expecting anything long lasting. 

When it comes to one-night stands, most men and women today just want no-strings attached sex. That can come off as pretty cold, I know. I also know from personal experience that just forgetting someone after having sex with them isn't easy for most people, especially women. You can sometimes end up making some good memories afterward depending on the person you hooked up with. 

I've only had three one-night stands in my life and all of them were pretty good ones. Now I'm a happily married woman and no I didn't meet my husband after one of them before you ask. 

I came up with this quiz after being inspired by reading other quiz challenges on other sites, including a couple here at Southern Fried Common Sense & Stuff. I came up with the questions (with just a little help from my wonderful husband, Danny) and the results listed at the end.

Please take the time to answer the questions. All of them are simple yes or no questions. Just have fun and please let me know your results in the comments section below. 

My thanks to Carl for letting me post this to his website. Have a wonderful day everybody and remember to always be safe if you are still having one-night stands. Always protect yourself and be true to your own feelings. ~Serenity

The One-Night Stand 35 Question Quiz Challenge

(1) Have you ever woken up naked in a stranger's bed? (Y/N) 

(2) Have you ever woken up naked in a stranger's bed hungover with no memory how you got there? (Y/N)

(3) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand in a stranger's bed and the other person was not there? (Y/N) 

(4) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand and been unable to find all of your clothes? (Y/N) 

(5) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand in a completely strange bedroom that didn't belong to either you or your partner? (Y/N) 

(6) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner of the same sex? (Y/N)

(7) Have you ever had unprotected sex with a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(8) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was a childhood crush? (Y/N) 

(9) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand alone and found out your partner stole money from you? (Y/N) 

(10) Have you ever had a partner ask you to preform BDSM sex on them during a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(11) Have you ever had a one-night stand that ended up a three-way? (Y/N)

(12) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was a virgin? (Y/N) 

(13) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a boss or coworker? (Y/N) 

(14) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand and had a condom still attached to you (male), or stuck inside you (female)? (Y/N)

(15) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand and snuck out on your sleeping partner? (Y/N)

(16) Have you ever had a partner sneak into your bedroom for a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(17) Have you ever had a one-night stand with an ex-romantic partner? (Y/N) 

(18) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was an enemy of yours? (Y/N) 

(19) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand covered in rose petals? (Y/N) 

(20) Have you ever had a partner ask you to role play with them during a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(21) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was a friend of the opposite sex? (Y/N) 

(22) Have you ever had a partner ask you to preform anal sex on them during a one-night stand? (Y/N) 

(23) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was a friend or former partner of one of your siblings? (Y/N)

(24) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand because your partner was touching you inappropriately? (Y/N) 

(25) Have you ever woken up from a one-night stand and had morning after sex with your partner? (Y/N)

(26) Have you ever taken a nude selfie of your one-night stand partner while they were still asleep? (Y/N)

(27) Have you ever had a one-night stand where you stole something from them as a momento to remember your good time? (Y/N)

(28) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner that was older than you by more than 5 years? (Y/N) 

(29) Have you ever shared a morning shower, or bath with a partner after a one-night stand? (Y/N)

(30) Have you ever had a one-night stand offer you breakfast the next morning? (Y/N)

(31) Have you ever had a one-night stand that ended up being more with your partner? (Y/N)

(32) Have you ever had a one-night stand share nude selfies they took of you while you were asleep? (Y/N)

(33) Have you ever had a one-night stand spread rumors and gossip about you afterwards? (Y/N)

(34) Have you ever had a one-night stand with a partner who was married? (Y/N) 

(35) Have you ever stayed in contact with someone you had a one-night stand with? (Y/N) 

Now for your quiz results:

(If you answered yes to this number of questions above)
 

1 - 7: You don't do this very often.

7 - 12: You have some experience.
12 - 20: People clearly find you attractive.
21 - 30: Been around the block more than a few times.

31 - 35: You're a total slut.

About the author: Princess Serenity (aka Usagi/Serena Tsukino, Sailor Moon) is a superhero from the Moon Kingdom and the guardian of the Earth who "fights for love and justice; who rights wrongs and triumphs over all evil in the name of the moon!"
Well, actually she's a really awesome professional female anime cosplayer from Western Tennessee who goes by that pseudonym. Serenity currently lives near Chicago, Illinois, USA with her newlywed husband and their three dogs.
This was her first time posting on this forum. 

Taking The "If Sex Were A Crime" 75 Question Challenge (NSFW)

Greetings and Salutations, Y'all!

Today this blogger is going to do something a bit different. Today I am going to take a somewhat interesting and personally revealing test: the "If Sex Were A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up?" 75 Question Challenge.

This challenge is based on an internet meme of the same name, though with far more detailed questions, some of which are a bit more revealing that others  A shout out to my friend and former co-worker, Jennifer P. who came up with this quiz/challenge.

Here is how this test works.

For every positive response to the question, add the amount of jail time posted at the end of each question to your total score.

I am told the total amount of time one would serve would be 159 years maximum if all 70 questions were answered in a positive. Anything below 50 years is considered average. Between 51 - 100 years is considered adventurous. Above 100 years is considered expert love criminal.

Here is the quiz/challenge:

Yes, handcuffs are definitely a thing in this challenge.

If Sex Was A Crime How Long Would You Be Locked Up?
75 Question Challenge

(1) Had a one-night-stand? (1 year)

(2) Had sex in a shower or tub? (1 year)

(3) Watched or own pornography? (1 year)

(4) Had sex in a car or van? (2 years)

(5) Had sex in a bed neither of you owned? (2 years)

(6) Had sex with the lights on? (2 years)

(7) Had sex in public? (3 years)

(8) Had sex while drunk? (2 years)

(9) Had sex in the dark? (1 year)

(10) Had sex with a friend? (2 years)

(11) Had sex while high? (2 years)

(12) Had sex to loud music? (2 years) 

(13) Had sex in candlelight? (2 years) 

(14) Had sex outside? (3 years) 

(15) Had sex with a stranger? (2 years)

(16) Been in a threesome or an orgy? (4 years) 

(17) Ever joined the Mile-High Club? (3 years) 

(18) Made a sex tape? (2 years) 

(19) Had sex before you were 18? (2 years)

(20) Had sex with the same sex? (3 years)

(21) Had sex with an ex? (2 years) 

(22) Preformed or had anal done to you - pegging? (3 years) 

(23) Been tied up or handcuffed during sex? (3 years)

(24) Preformed BDSM on someone? (3 years) 

(25) Do you own sex toys? (1 years) 

(26) Had sex while blindfolded? (1 years) 

(27) Had cosplay or fantasy sex? (3 years)

(28) Had sex in the kitchen? (2 years)

(29) Had quiet sex - making no noise? (2 years) 

(30) Had quickie sex outside the bedroom? (2 years) 

(31) Masturbated in a public restroom? (1 year)

(32) Have you ever sent nude selfies to someone? (3 years)

(33) Had sex with a friend of a sibling? (2 years) 

(34) Been loud during sex? (1 year) 
(35) Talk dirty during sex? (1 year)

(36) Snuck someone in your bedroom secretly to have sex? (2 years)

(37) Had sex while skinny dipping? (2 years)

(38) Have you ever cried during sex for any reason? (1 year) 

(39) Had sex with someone off limits? (3 years) 

(40) Had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than you? (3 years) 

(41) Had sex with a virgin? (1 years)

(42) Had sex with a MILF? (1 years) 

(43) Have sex for money? (3 years) 

(44) Woke up with a stranger in bed naked? (2 years)

(45) Have you ever traded partners with someone? (3 years)

(46) Had sex to music - moved with the beat or rhythm of a song? (2 years)

(47) Have you ever been a submissive during sex? (1 years)

(48) Do you have nudes on your phone? (3 years)

(49) Have you ever sexted someone? (1 years)

(50) Did you ever have sex in your high school? (3 years)  

(51) Have you ever had phone sex? (2 years)

(52) Have you ever used flavored condoms or edible underwear? (3 years) 

(53) Have you ever stolen, or worn your partner's underwear after sex? (2 years)
(54) Had sex first thing in the morning? (1 years)
(55) Had sex in the middle of the night? (1 years) 

(56) Have nude selfies of a sexual partner? (2 years)

(57) Had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? (2 years)
(58) Had oral while driving? (3 years)
(59) Ever reenacted a steamy scene from a movie? (2 years)

(60) Choked someone during sex? (3 years)

(61) Had sex on the living room couch? (3 years)

(62) Had sex in front of a mirror? (1 years) 

(63) Used a sex toy, or had one used on you? (3 years)

(64) Gotten an STD from unprotected sex? (3 years)
(65) Stripped your partner before sex? (1 years)

(66) Gone ass-to-mouth? (4 years)

(67) Spent a whole day naked in bed with a partner? (2 years)

(68) Picked masturbation over sex? (2 years)

(69) Done 69 on someone? (1 years)

(70) Had sex with ten or more people? (4 years) 

(71) Have you ever had sex in a tent, or on a boat? (1 year)
(72) Had sex with a step-sibling, or family member? (5 years)
(73) Have you ever had or given a handjob to someone in public? 
(74) Have you ever played strip poker? (1 year)
(75) Do you still have sex with any of your former sexual partners? (1 year)

 

Well there you have it folks. Take the quiz yourself and see how long you would serve if the act of sex were a crime. 

Now for your favorite blogger to take the test and tally up the score. As always my responses will be posted in red -- including a few clarifying answers as some of these require a bit more than the usual yes, or no responses.

So then, let the games begin!

(1) Had a one-night-stand? (1 year) 
Yes. Half of my experiences involve them.

(2) Had sex in a shower or tub? (1 year) 
Yes, in a tub, and tried in a shower, neither is as sexy in real life as they are portrayed in films or television, FYI.

(3) Watched or own pornography? (1 year)
I think just about all of us can cop to the first one, but as for the second, aside from some movies with sex scenes in them I don't own sexual pornography personally. 

(4) Had sex in a car or van? (2 years)
Yes to both in my early sexual active years, pickup truck also. These days I like to be more comfortable though. 

(5) Had sex in a bed neither of you owned? (2 years)
Yes. 

(6) Had sex with the lights on? (2 years)
No, I'm kinda weird on this one. Sunlight in the daytime doesn't count. 

(7) Had sex in public? (3 years)
Er, kinda-sorta. In the back of a van parked at a high school football game. That one connects to number 4.  
(8) Had sex while drunk? (2 years)
Nope. 
(9) Had sex in the dark? (1 year)
Yes. 
(10) Had sex with a friend? (2 years)
Yes. 
(11) Had sex while high? (2 years)
No.  
(12) Had sex to loud music? (2 years) 
Yeppers, and that was mostly to cover up the sex sounds.
(13) Had sex in candlelight? (2 years) 
That's actually my favorite lighting for those moments. 
(14) Had sex outside? (3 years) 
Yes, in the back of a pickup truck, again on a mattress, with no cover on a starry night in an open field. 
(15) Had sex with a stranger? (2 years)
Yes, although I don't always recommend that one, and if you do please keep yourself protected as much as possible. 
(16) Been in a threesome or an orgy? (4 years) 
Threesome yes, orgy no -- and the threesome in question is not quite the experience that they're made out to be. 
(17) Ever joined the Mile-High Club? (3 years) 
Nope and I won't get on one of those death-tubes to try it either!
(18) Made a sex tape? (2 years) 
Nope. 
(19) Had sex before you were 18? (2 years)
Yes. First time was the night of my 17th birthday and had at least one other lover between then and my 18th. 
(20) Had sex with the same sex? (3 years)
No -- at least not all the way. 
(21) Had sex with an ex? (2 years) 
Yep. Sometimes those are okay.  
(22) Preformed or had anal done to you - pegging? (3 years) 
No to the former, but as for the second, yeah I will admit I tried it once -- mostly as a favor to a lover who did me a huge favor.

Deadpool fans will totally get this one!

(23) Been tied up or handcuffed during sex? (3 years) 
Yes. Wrists tied to bedpost bars. No cuffs though, not even the furry ones.
(24) Preformed BDSM on someone? (3 years) 
Yes. Not really one of my favorite things to do.
(25) Do you own sex toys? (1 year) 
Nope.
(26) Had sex while blindfolded? (1 year)
Nope.
(27) Had cosplay or fantasy sex? (3 years)
I don't think the one time I had sex with a cosplayer counts since I didn't plan it, or fantasize anything at the time. 
(28) Had sex in the kitchen? (2 years)
Nope. 
(29) Had quiet sex - making no noise? (2 years)
Yes, but only to keep people in the house from knowing what was going on.
(30) Had quickie sex outside the bedroom? (2 years) 
Yes. 
(31) Masturbated in a public restroom? (1 year)
Nope. Thankfully I've always had more self-control than that!
(32) Have you ever sent nude selfies to someone? (3 years)
Nope and never would. 
(33) Had sex with a friend of a sibling? (2 years)  
Yes, several actually. 
(34) Been loud during sex? (1 year) 
You can't see it, but I am blushing. Yep.  
(35) Talk dirty during sex? (1 year) 
Yes, but I don't do it often....both the dirty talk and the sex. 
(36) Snuck someone in your bedroom secretly to have sex? (2 years)
Yes, and had a couple of someones sneak into my bedroom at night too. 
(37) Had sex while skinny dipping? (2 years) 
Nope.
(38) Have you ever cried during sex for any reason? (1 year) 
Yes. Not because they were bad, but because I'm just a sensitive SOB.
(39) Had sex with someone off limits? (3 years) 
Not exactly.
(40) Had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than you? (3 years) 
Just once -- she was 30 and I was 41 at the time. 
(41) Had sex with a virgin? (1 year)
Yes. 
(42) Had sex with a MILF? (1 year) 
No. 
(43) Have sex for money? (3 years) 
Uh, kinda ashamed to admit this, but yes -- but only once! There is more to this story though (and its sorta related to #22), its complicated and I might share in a future post. 
(44) Woke up with a stranger in bed naked? (2 years)
Yes. 
(45) Have you ever traded partners with someone? (3 years)
Nope. 
(46) Had sex to music - moved with the beat or rhythm of a song? (2 years)
(blush) Yeah I have. We both have. 
(47) Have you ever been a submissive during sex? (1 year)
Yes. 
(48) Do you have nudes on your phone? (3 years)
No.
(49) Have you ever sexted someone? (1 year)
No. 
(50) Did you ever have sex at your high school? (3 years)  
Twice. 
(51) Have you ever had phone sex? (2 years) 
Nope.
(52) Have you ever used flavored condoms or edible underwear? (3 years) 
Nope. 
(53) Have you ever stolen, or worn your partner's underwear after sex? (2 years) 
No.
(54) Had sex first thing in the morning? (1 year) 
Yes.
(55) Had sex in the middle of the night? (1 year) 
Yes. 
(56) Have nude selfies of a sexual partner? (2 years)
Nope.
(57) Had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? (2 years)
Yes.   
(58) Had oral while driving? (3 years) 
Yes.
(59) Ever reenacted a steamy scene from a movie? (2 years)
Nope.
(60) Have you ever choked someone during sex? (3 years)
I tried it once but BDSM really isn't my thing.
(61) Had sex on the living room couch? (3 years)
Yes. 
(62) Had sex in front of a mirror? (1 year) 
Yes, and for a wonder it didn't shatter, LOL! 
(63) Used a sex toy, or had one used on you? (3 years)
Yes. See my previous answer to #22. 
(64) Gotten an STD from unprotected sex? (3 years)
Nope. Never had unprotected sex except with a steady partner.
(65) Stripped your partner before sex? (1 years)
Yes. 
(66) Gone ass-to-mouth? (4 years)
Not a chance in hell!

Words to live by!

(67) Spent a whole day naked in bed with a partner? (2 years)
Yep, day and night. 
(68) Picked masturbation over sex? (2 years)
No.... at lest not by choice.
(69) Done 69 on someone? (1 year)
Yeah I see what you did there. The answer is yes I have. 
(70) Had sex with ten or more people in your lifetime? (4 years)
I am just two shy of that number, so no.
(71) Have you ever had sex in a tent, or on a boat? (1 year)
Nope.   
(72) Had sex with a step-sibling, or family member? (5 years)
Ewww! No.  
(73) Have you ever had or given a handjob to someone in public? (2 years)
That's also a big negative there.  
(74) Have you ever played strip poker? (1 year)
Yes, a few times.
(75) Do you still have sex with any of your former sexual partners? (1 year)
Nope. Aside from one of them the rest are all married or in relationships.   


Overall this blogger has earned himself a maximum sentence of 84 years! Wow! That makes me adventurous, not to mention just under the halfway mark in the maximum sentence. Just call me a prisoner of love folks! Er, just don't expect me to get one of those weird jailhouse tattoos though.

Once again my thanks to Jennifer P. for submitting her unique quiz. What is your score? Please take the challenge like I did and post your results in the comments section.